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iSleepDiagonal

Got any funnies heard on the Underground?

Posted by iSleepDiagonal over 3 years ago
Last active over 3 years ago 2 responses

Descending into the Northern Line maw of London Bridge, I was tickled to hear this being announced, quite deadpan: “Good evening ladies and gentleman… this evening there are delays on the Upminster branch of the District Line, this is due to a dog on the tracks in the Barking area” Have they ...

Simone

What's the finest shop name pun in London?

Posted by Simone over 3 years ago
Last active over 2 years ago 86 responses

As we all know, punning is the highest form of wit. And it seems that London’s entrepreneurs are the world’s craftiest punners. Witness this morning’s entry: if you need to buy a refrigerator in Stoke Newington, where would you go? Why, Sellfridges of course. And are you feeling a bit peckish? H...

Nukite

How is it that everyone on this site is smart and witty?

Asked by Nukite 5 months ago for 1 kudos
Last active 16 days ago 40 responses

How has this place succeeded in remaining muppet-free? Have I just not looked hard enough? How is it that everyone here knows the difference between “lose” and “loose” and also the correct use of an apostrophe? Do you all have six-packs too?

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