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whenthiswasfields

Has anyone else seen a masturbating man on the Victoria Line?

Posted by whenthiswasfields about 1 year ago
Last active 12 months ago 35 responses

I was on the Victoria Line from Seven Sisters to Walthamstow, at the Tottenham stop this slightly shifty looking bloke gets on looks around then jumps off again and (the train was held up at the station) returns with a crumpled copy of the Metro. He then stood in one of the doorways leaning against the glass, hel...

faith

What wanker started the hoax situation at Waterloo today?!

Posted by faith about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago 41 responses

This is a message to the little bastard who decided to set off the alarms at Waterloo today. You are a bastard. Thanks to you, 32, Male, Twickenham, I missed the deadline of my first peice of coursework and was over 2 hours late into college, after sitting on a cramped waterloo fast service for an hour and a h...

Tris2000

He didn't see THAT one coming, did he?!

Posted by Tris2000 about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago 34 responses

Was in O’Neills near Cannon Street this lunchtime, having my usual Limerick ham, egg and chips, and a pint of Guinness. Derren Brown was sitting next to me, dropped his fags under my table, went underneath to retrieve them, and banged his head ferociously on the bottom of the table. It was a real crack, the...

givemethevalium

Junkies: they're in the walls

Posted by givemethevalium about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago 14 responses

I’ve heard, and been involved in, my fair share of homeless/mentalist/junkie stories since i started working in central London, but this one is probably my favourite so far: Last week in one of the bigger central London bookstores (not the one where I work, but that’s as specific as I’m being) t...

Olympics_medium

2012 Olympics: UK Targets Moaning Gold

Posted 3 months ago 5 responses

We may not have a freaky medal machine like Michael Phelps up our sleeves, but there is one activity the English will never be bettered at: moaning. While China explodes in a really quite over-the-top performance of national pride, a new survey shows that Brits aren’t that bothered about the 2012 Olympics taking place right here in the capital. Read More

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