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Isn't it their fault if they don't have change?
Posted by faith about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
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Today, I tried to hop on a bus to work- but as you know, although I have an Oyster card, I can’t find anywhere nearby to top it up, so I end up just not topping it up. I had a £5 note. The fare is £2- not a problem? Apparently it is- because when I went to pay, the driver refused to let me on claiming she h...
Cyclists!
Posted by eviltwin about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
5 responses
Where can I get a helmet that doesn’t make me look like a twat?
Who was the dick head on the northern line?
Posted by faith about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
7 responses
Tonight I went to a wicked mexican bar on Warren St. the name escapes me, but it rocked- mexican style. On the way home on the northern line there were a couple of Kiwis opposite me, chatting non offensively with each other, when a dishevelled man boarded. He stared at me, at them, then sat down. He got off tw...
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Posted by pottytime about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
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Sport watching etiquette in the pub: what's acceptable?
Posted by BeavisSchmeavis about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
24 responses
The other day me and my better half went to watch the football in the Walmer Castle in Notting Hill – actually after some FCL suggestions – thanks guys. Anyway, all was going well, we’d got there a good hour before and had nice seats on stools next to the bar, and while it was rammed, everyone was ...
Real photos or not?
Posted by KittyKat about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
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OK… so… it took ages but I finally got my photo uploaded… NOW I have noticed that most people DON’T use their own photo and have an “avatar” thingy instead so I’m feeling like a bit of a twat. So! I ask you – real photo or not??? Do many other people use their real...
He didn't see THAT one coming, did he?!
Posted by Tris2000 about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
34 responses
Was in O’Neills near Cannon Street this lunchtime, having my usual Limerick ham, egg and chips, and a pint of Guinness. Derren Brown was sitting next to me, dropped his fags under my table, went underneath to retrieve them, and banged his head ferociously on the bottom of the table. It was a real crack, the...
Traumatised by Simply Red renaissance?
Posted by SeeSee about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
44 responses
Is it just me or is anyone else a little bit horrified by the fact that Mick Hucknall appears to be having a comeback of sorts? I don’t know why he sends such unpleasant shivers down my spine in the way that he does, but I’ve just seen the TV advert for the new album and it made me feel more than a li...
Possibly the Best News Report EVAH
Posted by Babb 9 months ago
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Asked by pottytime 8 months ago for 1 kudos
Best answer by iSleepDiagonal
Last active 7 months ago
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This week TheRegister celebrated its 10th anniversary. For those of you not in the know, El Reg, as it is known as to its readers, has provided timely and suitably cynical reports with (mostly) an IT edge to them. While it attracts a large number of dweebs, its full readership exceeds that of The Sun (alledgedly). Y...
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