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faith

What really annoys you about London transport?

Posted by faith about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago 46 responses

As you are probably all aware, I seem to have more problems on buses and trains than anyone else – so this is something close to my heart. I am fed up of ridiculous arguments with bus drivers about accepting “real money”, and being charged large amounts of money for a transport service that is, ...

Pan

People who sit in aisle seats for no good reason should be beaten to death. Discuss...

Posted by Pan about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago 58 responses

Is it just me or are some of the most annoying people in London those selfish bastards who sit in the aisle seats of buses and trains, deliberately leaving the window seats empty and difficult to reach? Why do they do it? Why? I hate them. Presumably they do it because they just assume that they’re going to...

savannahpremium

Why should FCLers never, NEVER, use Londinium estate agency?

Posted by savannah about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago 47 responses

I shall tell you why. Because they are useless, incompetent, toads. At times I think we can be a little harsh on the estate agency profession (note: a little) but these people are truly human turds… I moved house all of 2 months ago and in that time I was without furniture for 1 week (when it showed up it t...

Pokster

Performance Arse?

Posted by Pokster about 1 year ago tipped with 1K
Last active 7 months ago 33 responses

I was invited to the theatre the other night. The play was called ‘Attempts on her life’. It was, without exception, the biggest pile of pretentious arthouse crap that I have ever, ever seen. Think of the most stereotypical performance modern art show (music, dickheads in black, light shows, vidoes, shit...

pottytimepremium

Did anyone see the horse poo outside Gordon Ramsey's restaurant?

Posted by pottytime about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago 7 responses

Did anyone else observe the rather large pile of horse shit and straw that was dumped in front of Ramsey’s restauraunt in Mayfair? I saw it this lunchtime (and took a couple of photos). I also saw the people dumping another load in front of somewhere else along the same street. I couldn’t be arsed to go ...

Juvey

I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a blunt, rusty spoon but...

Posted by Juvey about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago 14 responses

Those kind people at Shlooooerrr are hosting a series of summer screenings of…wait for it…Dirty Dancing. Yes, you too can relive the moment you sat next to your girlfriend at the cinema and thought…”I’m bound to get a shag for sitting through this pile of unmitigated dog shit”. So...

purpaboo

Coadunatio Sextus

Posted by purpaboo about 1 year ago
Last active 9 months ago 364 responses

Greetings FCLers. I feel that it is time to organise another social gathering. I propose somewhere central, and not too far in the future. The 9th of November perhaps? To spice things up, I propose a themed event – suggestions are welcome. Once the date and venue is confirmed, I shall post again with...

AaronTheBoy

Where can I find a good Messiah?

Posted by AaronTheBoy 11 months ago
Last active 11 months ago 4 responses

No, I’m not looking for a saviour. I just want to see a decent production of Handel’s Messiah. My parents used to drag my sister and me to our local church to hear it every year, and it was always shit. Now that I’m in the big city, I figure it’s probably time to take another listen. Help me ...

Popey

Where do posts come from?

Posted by Popey about 1 year ago
Last active 7 months ago 5 responses

So I was having a really good shit tonight and I thought of a really good post to put here on friday cities that would entertain and inform and spark intellectual debate in the way that this site only does. Unfortunately I have now forgotten what it was. So this ever happen to you?

logomomo

Crappy LUL service...

Posted by logomomo about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago 8 responses

Faulty tracks on the Viccy line, Kings Cross closed so the Piccy line was running at half speed, derailed train on the Central line, Circle Line part suspended and God knows what else (all of this after similar cock-ups yesterday). Odly, none of this is down to terrorism, it’s down to faulty infrastructure. ...

Twigletpremium

What are your resolutions?

Asked by Twiglet 10 months ago for 1 kudos
Best answer by widget
Last active 10 months ago 33 responses

Hi there, and a VERY happy 2008 to you all. So, almost 24 hours into the new year – what, if any, resolutions have you made? : ) xxx

Juvey

Back to the Future...

Posted by Juvey 9 months ago
Last active 9 months ago 16 responses

So today in the Evening Standard it was reported that clever Russians would soon be able to travel back in time and warn Gorbachev not to get too pissed on the 11th February. If you had a time machine, what London event or period would you most like to go back and spoil? More interestingly, what moment from your ...

MarkE

How'd your Bank Holiday Go ?

Asked by MarkE 5 months ago for 0 kudos
Last active 5 months ago 33 responses

Did you have a good time ? Head North and come back to gloat at all the miserable wet Londoners with your psychic ability to predict contrary weather patterns ? Get drunk at a Beer festival in a cultural and informed fashion because it was sponsored by Camra ? Watch Indiana Jones ? Go on, brighten up my day wi...

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