Posted by whenthiswasfields over 2 years ago
Last active about 1 year ago
7 responses
The other day I went into the little Sainsbury’s by Victoria Station. I’d decided to buy some grapes, which I promptly did, but as the lady beeped the bunch across the till, she reached out a fat greedy hand and snatched away a pair of grapes. Our eyes met. She smiled. And popped the grapes into her grin...
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Posted by savannah 9 months ago
Last active 9 months ago
25 responses
I was in Sainsbury’s this morning and wandered down the toiletry aisle for a few ‘essentials’. As I headed for the checkout, I passed the shelf for condoms and noticed that for £8 you can buy a vibrating cock ring. Sex toys in Sainsbury’s! (tee hee!) Seeing this made me stop and inspect the o...
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Posted 22 days ago 0 responses
Clapham Sainsbury’s is a nice enough place to do your weekend grocery shop.
On Sunday, Clapham resident Neil took his girlfriend there to get a few bits. In their trolley they picked up a nice jar of cooking sauce, some bread, a small chicken and some Ariel Colour Liquitabs (good to see they’re looking after their garments). Then, without warning, Neil suddenly burst into song, slightly distunefully, with an ‘original’ take of the Madness classic ‘It Must Be Love’. Read More
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