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Top Fives- c'mon, spill again..
Posted by anonymous about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 month ago
419 responses
In a vain bid to take our minds off the filthy date rape degeneracy of the now legendary ‘Aftermath’ thread, I beg you to re-focus your dirty minds on the following question: Who would be your FCL top five? Interpret that as you will – to start you off: 1) sexual scenarios; 2) erm, can’...
What's the noisiest bit of the tube?
Posted by mydogminton about 1 year ago
Last active 3 months ago
13 responses
Am I alone in wondering why the crap the Victoria Line is so sodding noisy? It’s not just the Victoria Line either but that seems to be particularly bad south of Victoria. It can’t be good for your hearing and all that. I can’t be bothered to guess how loud the Victoria is but it certainly dr...
What's the furthest you've walked in London?
Posted by msflic about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
67 responses
You all seem to be a bunch of walkers, so what’s the longest journey you’ve done on foot and why? Mine was many moons ago after an argument with the ex, at which point I stormed out of a bar on Burlington St. and started heading South, and didn’t stop – for reasons still unknown to me – till I ...
Anyone been hit by a bus?
Posted by Juvey about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
23 responses
Or know someone that’s been hit by a bus? I know someone that’s been hit on a bus, but not by one.
Black eyes
Posted by faith 11 months ago
Last active 11 months ago
13 responses
Has anyone ever gone to work with a black eye? And how is best to cover this up? In an unfortunate nintendo wii tennis playing incident, my friend ended up cracking me in the eye with the remote control, sending glasses and my wine flying. For a minute i was genuinely worried that the glass had smashed in my eye....
Anyone want to adopt a television?
Posted by Biscuits about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
4 responses
If you’d like a rather old but fully functional TV complete with remote control, do let me know. I stubbed my toe on it last night; consequently, it must die. I could probably pop it round in my bitchin’ wheels if you live nearby (Lewisham). It’s a BEKO, 16” screen. Free to a good home.
Who wants to come to some random gigs?
Posted by Babb about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
138 responses
Yes, another FCL group. The ‘Lets Go Out, Get Really Drunk and Mosh to Bands That We’ve Never Heard Of’ group. Or ‘LGOGRDMBTWNHO’ for short. The plan is to randomly pick a music venue, like the Mean Fiddler, or Barfly, or maybe Chalk at Scala and just turn up to watch who ever happens to be playing. Who’s with...
I have a backless dress. It's new. Where's the best restaurant to wear it?
Posted by ZaraElise about 1 year ago
Last active 10 months ago
29 responses
I bought a gorgeous dress the other day from Oasis. It’s very sexy, and I’d even say a little risque, Lets hope tit-tape will keep the girls in place. It was even on sale. Back of the net! I also bought a pair of ridiculously high heeled shoes to match. I also have a three month anniversary meal that ...
The Cutty Sark has burnt down!
Posted by AppleDave about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
51 responses
One of my favourite bits of history in London has been quite thoroughly burnt to a crisp. And they’re saying that they’re treating it as suspicious. Who would want to burn an innocent ship?! BBC news
premiumThe Oxo Tower tales: a place to take someone up
Asked by Beagleskin 10 months ago for 5 kudos
Best answer by iSleepDiagonal
Last active 3 months ago
50 responses
It’s become a bit of a kudocities standard. The Oxo Tower: a place to take someone up. And apparently the rest of the world have finally caught on. This review on the London Eating site is taking up (sorry) where we have left off so many times before. So what I want to know is who can do better than t...
Why as humans do we possess something seemingly innate within us that seeks to find out the reason for us being here?
Asked by Joel 8 months ago for 1 kudos
Best answer by Carla
Last active 6 months ago
57 responses
Why, as humans, do we possess something seemingly innate within us that seeks to find the reason for our existence?
premiumLondon corpse disposal
Asked by Beagleskin 7 months ago for 20 kudos
Best answer by MonkeysAhoy!
Last active 6 months ago
72 responses
Completely hypothetical question, of course… London can be a dangerous city, as we know. Some people have ‘accidents’. It happens. So I was wondering, if such an ‘accident’ were to happen and left you in a bit of a pickle, how would you dispose of the body? So far I have come u...
Suicide in a Prius?
Posted by Fullpint 12 days ago
Last active 12 days ago
19 responses
Car in garage. Check. Garage door closed. Check. Hose connected to exhaust. Check. Other end of hose inside car. Check. Ok. Let’s start the engine. Dead yet? No. Dead yet? No. Dead yet? No.
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