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Posted by ImaginaryForces about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago 20 responses

I am currently being persued, nay, hounded by a vicious pack of A* lesbians who are, ironically, addicted to opiates only available from the excretions from the tip of my flacid penis. Maybe I should cut off the supply! They wont see that cumming! I have to appear in court due to the unspeakbly heinous crimes com...

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Do kids really say the funniest things?

Posted by Babb about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago 35 responses

Some of you have kids, don’t you? Funny aren’t they? Over Sunday lunch yesterday my Mother delighted in telling me that, for six months, when I was five, I would not be swayed from telling anyone who would listen that “I’m a lesbian”. My reasoning? I asked my Mum what a lesbian was and she told me that it was ...

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