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Fucktrumpet finally revealed

Posted by Morals about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago 19 responses

The comment I made about a big fucktrumpet mural on the FCL office wall got me thinking. Unfortunately I have all the artistic talent of a cluster of colourblind hedgehogs. In a bag. I therefore dropped a mssage to my much more arty little brother. My kid brother’s brief: draw me a fucktrumpet. This is w...

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Hands up who wants play the London Underground song tomorrow?

Posted by pottytime about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago 24 responses

I’m usually sympathetic to strikes – well, no, actually, I’m frequently not, but tube strikes always strike me as non-productive. All they do is piss off the only people who are likely to support them. If they just said “We’re going to leave all the ticket barriers open and not collect ...

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What's the finest shop name pun in London?

Posted by Simone about 1 year ago
Last active 10 months ago 86 responses

As we all know, punning is the highest form of wit. And it seems that London’s entrepreneurs are the world’s craftiest punners. Witness this morning’s entry: if you need to buy a refrigerator in Stoke Newington, where would you go? Why, Sellfridges of course. And are you feeling a bit peckish? H...

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Dirty Food

Posted by Babb about 1 year ago
Last active 2 months ago 37 responses

You know how it is, you’ve had too much to drink and you need some dirty food. It’s the only thing that will scratch your particular itch. Is yours a donner kebab with chilli sauce? Perhaps it’s chips with lashings of burger sauce? Or my particular favourite, a sausage in batter. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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Best practical joke?

Posted by Morals about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago 16 responses

I love practical jokes. They’re mean, they’re stupid and they’re funny. Just wondering what are the best practical jokes people have seen / heard of, been involved in or even been the victim of? For example, have you ever signed up a friend to loads of free samples of various products and given ...

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Is anyone else worried about impending financial meltdown?

Posted by pswnio about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago 35 responses

Collapse of the American sub-prime lending market. European banks with massive ABCP exposure. Hedge funds all gone nastily wrong. Crumbling share prices. Possible run on banks. Should I take all my money out of the bank and buy rifles, food, gold and silver? Should I put it all into premium bonds? Are we about to be...

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Thatcher @ No10? By Invitation by Brown? What???

Posted by pottytime about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago 14 responses

I really don’t know what to make of this. I have so many conflicting thoughts going through my mind. Sellout? Has “New” Labour finally revealed its true colours? Is Brown a closet tory? Are we going to close down more mines? If we have any… Or is this the most fantastic Labour coup yet? Di...

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legal nitpicking

Posted by akabushi 9 months ago
Last active 9 months ago 8 responses

If the Archbishop of Cantebury is pro-sharia law i.e. handcuffs whippings, disfiguring etc. Does that then make him pro-buggery or anti-buggery? Does anyone know how the Sharia’s stand on that one? I personally wouldn’t know a Sharia if I met one in my soup, just thought it might make a juicy bit of ‘Londony’ discu...

cross dressing

Posted by akabushi 9 months ago
Last active 9 months ago 42 responses

This is a picture of me in a skirt. Do any other members liike dressing up. Does anyone have photos of themselves dressed in wimmins things, or even some dirty pictures of your wives.

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