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So, like, what's the windiest tube station?
Posted by zcrookesy about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
17 responses
And by windy i don’t mean: a) bendy passageways or curving corridors b) windypops windy, like the kind humans create as a byproduct. I mean ‘windy’ as in ’’yikes, hold onto your hat, that’s a strong wind…’‘ The warm, polluted, sudden kind that is oh so particular...
premiumGoogle - good or evil?
Posted by iAmJonny about 1 year ago
Last active 2 months ago
70 responses
got an email about google blackle today. pretty simple really, white screen uses much more electricity than black screen, so here to save the plant is google. Evil Google good, bad, ready to spred evil around the globe – discuss. (but at least there are no adverts)
How gross are the seats on the tube?
Posted by MissBiscuit about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
27 responses
As I was going to work this morning, some guy threw up on his jacket, wiped his mouth with his sleeve and rubbed it (not even subrepticely) onto the seat next to him. He repeated the same operation a couple of time before my porridge started making its way up my oesophagus and I had to change carriage. How dirty ...
Doin' the do...
Posted by Juvey about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
12 responses
About once a day, I do that little side-to-side dance thing which you do when you and someone else are on the same trajectory and trying to avoid one another. Sometimes it happens more than once a day. I mostly like it, and if you do it with a like minded soul, then you both have a bit of a smile and a chuckle. When...
Last night in Marlboro Country...
Posted by Juvey about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
24 responses
Well, it will soon be upon us and we will all soon go home smelling as fresh as daisies after a night on the piss. Still, there should be some kind of mourning here since, whether you like smoking or not, this is surely the beginning of a terrible seditious trend. First ban smoking in pubs and then what? Ban drinkin...
I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a blunt, rusty spoon but...
Posted by Juvey about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
14 responses
Those kind people at Shlooooerrr are hosting a series of summer screenings of…wait for it…Dirty Dancing. Yes, you too can relive the moment you sat next to your girlfriend at the cinema and thought…”I’m bound to get a shag for sitting through this pile of unmitigated dog shit”. So...
How do you talk someone out of a bad relationship?
Asked by ellie 7 months ago for 1 kudos
Best answer by Spammed
Last active 5 months ago
31 responses
I have a 17 year old niece who was going out with a 25 year old guy. They had a row recently and he chucked her out of the car and left her in the middle of the country, freezing night with no coat. My older brother had to go out and pick her up. My older brother, has a short fuse, rung the guy’s house and spo...
My grubby flat
Asked by dawnage 6 months ago for 1 kudos
Best answer by BeavisSchmeavis
Last active 6 months ago
16 responses
My cleaner has moved to Devon and I am currently full of woe about it. Could anyone in the Finsbury Park-ish area recommend anyone wonderful to come around and make it all better for somewhere in the region of £8ph? I would prefer not to use an agency for various reasons (contract tie-ins, extra expense etc), but wi...
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