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Posted by theassassinprince about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
15 responses
See how I resisted the obvious temptation to say where’s the best place to procure a pussy? It’s because I already know that the best place to procure a pussy is flat 2b round the back of Ham Yard, Soho. Oh yes. Anyway, I intend to get myself a cat for my house, hopefully this weekend. But I was looking...
Posted by mydogminton about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
53 responses
Could somebody please settle something for me and confirm that the opposite of “dog” is indeed “cat”. Thanks
Posted by Bezmina about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
10 responses
See how I resisted the urge to say Free Pussy there? Not my kitty but a FOFs -Her name is Fidget, she’s 7, and there are photos I can email you if you are up for taking her in. She is black and white and medium haired not dead short not one of those well fuzzy types you see either. She’s free as in a gift, and...
Posted by whenthiswasfields over 2 years ago
Last active about 1 year ago
5 responses
Has anyone else seen the lady on the tube (seen at Westminster station changing between the Jubilee and D&C lines) who travels with her cat draped on her shoulders, or was I hallucinating? The lady was glaring at people, but the cat seemed perfectly at ease… And does one have to purchase a ticket to tak...
Posted by whenthiswasfields over 2 years ago
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Has anyone else seen the lady on the tube (seen at Westminster station changing between the Jubilee and D&C lines) who travels with her cat draped on her shoulders, or was I hallucinating? The lady was glaring at people, but the cat seemed perfectly at ease… And does one have to purchase a ticket to tak...
Posted by whenthiswasfields over 2 years ago
Last active over 2 years ago
3 responses
Does anyone else remember Tiddles, the hugely fat tabby cat that lived in the ladies toilet at Paddington Station? My grandmother used to take me to see him; I remember being told that he arrived as a kitten, and then spent all his time being fed and thoroughly spoilt by the attendants, growing bigger and bigger, un...
Posted by ZaraElise about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
2 responses
Does anyone remember an old(ish) book called ‘The Post Office Cat’? About a cat that lived on a farm and travelled on a milk cart into London and ended up getting a ‘job’ catching the mice that used to eat the parcels & goods within? I loved that book! It made me love London even more!
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Posted by iAmJonny about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
13 responses
I was on the northern line this morning, and so was a cat. Just a cat, black, tail, lazy thumbs. I don’t care if anyone else saw it, i do care about how it got down there – does it have an oyster card, has it mastered the art of escalators, and did it need to be on the charing cross or the bank line ...
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Posted by pottytime about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
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Mckeating suggested that the reason we see so few squabs (slightly grown up baby pigeons) might be because of cats. And then I thought, apart from in the ‘burbs I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cat in town. Not even a feral one. Now, traffic apart, why could that be? Or have I just looked in the w...
Posted by Juvey about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago
19 responses
There’s a lot of people on here at 12.15am on a Thursday morning but no-one responding to posts or making hilarious quips. So….what the fuck are you doing? Masturbating? Fingering your cat? Playing the old fucktrumpet (which I imagine to be a two handed activity)? Jus’ wonderin’...
Posted by UncleGeorge 11 months ago
Last active 9 months ago
34 responses
The New Humanist Magazine is holding this year’s Bad Faith Awards to nominate the most scurrilous enemy of reason. You may find it interesting or like to vote. Or not. Those with strong faith, feel free to stone our editor to death for apostasy. notes that the New Humanist is based in London. And contain...
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Posted by pottytime 11 months ago
Last active 11 months ago
37 responses
Actually, this is a general rant but I knew I’d have to give a London angle to it. In today’s Metro (Dec 11), the 60 second interview was with Phil Jupitus. Fine. But it had a grammatical error which I don’t think the writer realised but is one that truly grates with me: “Are you bored of ...
Asked by EastEndEd 9 months ago for 10 kudos
Best answer by My_Left_Foot
Last active 6 months ago
38 responses
Hi, I need a piano player for an event on Friday, 11th of April in East London (Spitalfields). Would need him/her to be there from 17:00 – 20:00, probably playing about half that time. Traditional/classical music. Anyone have any recommendations? ta
Posted 7 months ago 5 responses
With the impending financial crunch staring us down and cautioning a wiser approach to spending, it’s good to know that the moneyed Londoner still has ample opportunity to disgorge his or her cash on the finer things. Case in point: a Sloane Square department store is selling cat-excreted coffee for £50 a cup. Read More
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Asked by Beagleskin 5 months ago for 5 kudos
Best answer by babybat
Last active 4 months ago
3 responses
Cats, eh? You can’t just cover them in bubblewrap and ask them not to climb trees/eat frogspawn and sick it up on your kitchen floor/bring in earthworms for you to step on in your barefeet at 3am on the way to the loo/go tharn in front of oncoming traffic. At this current moment in my life I live in a house...
