You can't take that

Enough to see me through sufficient time to buy more stuff to keep me going longer.

Posted 7 months ago by cobo04

Mornflakes.

I know youre watching creepy cereal guy

Posted 7 months ago by BraveNewMalden tipped with 1K

1. Alfentanil (2 kg)

2. Amphetamine (4 kg)

3. Buprenorphone (3 kg)

4. Codeine (6 kg)

5. Fentanyl (2 kg)

6. Ketamine (3 kg)

7. Methadone (7kg)

8. Methyphenidate (2 kg)

9. Morphine (5 kg)

10. Pentazocine (2 kg)

11. Pethidine (3 kg)

12. Remifentanil (1 kg)

13. Sufentanil (1 kg)

That’s plenty, Willster. I don’t know what you’re complaining about.

Posted 7 months ago by Spammed tipped with 1K

That’s 11kg over, Spammed. Do the figure! Go math!

Posted 7 months ago by BraveNewMalden

Is that net or gross weight? Most of those are kept in glass vials which would make a difference.

Posted 7 months ago by SFULG

Take double and burst into tears at the check-in and explain you’re leaving the country. I’m sure they’ll take pity on you.

Posted 7 months ago by PrincessBride

That’s 11kg over, Spammed.

I can’t be the only one wondering: did you get a calculator out or create a spreadsheet?

Posted 7 months ago by Spammed

Bearing in mind that you can buy most things you need except good dairy produce wherever you are in the world, I reckon I’d blow my whole luggage allowance on 30kg of Brie Aux Truffe . In places such as the Middle East, such a delicacy could command a very high black-market price, allowing you to eat half and fund a lavish lifestyle by selling the other half. (But I’d eat the lot myself.)

Posted 7 months ago by My_Left_Foot

Doesn’t matter what you take; you’ll always want the stuff you left at home. I speak from experience.

The looking pitiful at the check-in desk worked a treat the first time round, though.

Posted 7 months ago by Floatykatja

A beagle-shaped person to help carry your luggage.

Posted 7 months ago by Beagleskin

Disappointed that none of you got to the existential question, why leave London in the first place?

Posted 7 months ago by comradem

If leaving London behind is the problem, you could just take a small piece of London with you. A piece weighing exactly 30 kilos.

Posted 7 months ago by My_Left_Foot

Cross a Russell Hobbs stainless steel electric kettle off the list if, say, a year’s worth of knickers proves more vital to your existence.

Posted 7 months ago by CarmenM