What's the finest shop name pun in London?

I am partial to any Florist called Molly Blooms, I know there’s one in London somewhere. There’s also one in Auckland, NZ

Posted over 2 years ago by agox

There is an absolutely terrible, doesn’t-even-make-much-sense pun in North Finchley- Hair-O-Dyenamix. Obviously a hairdressers, the worst offenders.Three rubbish puns.

Posted over 2 years ago by sahra-t

I was a big fan of Touching Cloth in Brick Lane http://www.flickr.com/photos/xtinalamb/410694994/

Posted over 2 years ago by iainaitch

I don’t know of any shops with puns around my way but on a related note, my local paper held a pun writing competition recently and so I sent in ten entries hoping one of them would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Posted over 2 years ago by Morals

I think I’ve mentioned this before, but the Chinese fish and chip shop on Fulham Palace Road called Wok and Roe always raises a little smirk.

Posted over 2 years ago by Raverator

There’s one of them on Putney Bridge Roe i mean Road as well, Raverator.

Abrakebabra, wherever it is.

Posted over 2 years ago by iSleepDiagonal

Ah, actually…that’s the one I mean, iSD! Sorry, it’s all a blur as I head towards south London!

Posted over 2 years ago by Raverator

Get Stuffed on Essex Road always makes me giggle. It’s a taxidermist’s.

Not a pun, but I do like ‘It Will Grow Back’ – it’s a hairdresser’s out near Old Street somewhere.

Posted over 2 years ago by Floatykatja

There’s a chippy in North Finchley called The Codfather

Posted over 2 years ago by plum41

slip into… R. Soles

Posted over 2 years ago by iSleepDiagonal

Not strictly a shop name, but a slogan – on the window of a launderette in Highgate (dunno whether it’s still there) that went something along the lines of “Wishy washy splishy sploshy cleany knickie velly quickie”...

Posted over 2 years ago by soundwaif

I saw a cement mixer lorry this morning with “Jim’ll mix it” on the side. Fair made my day it did

Posted over 2 years ago by Heftmaid_

I just realised I do know a shop near me with a pun title – Aquacadabra – it’s a tropical fish shop.

Posted over 2 years ago by Morals

Not really a pun, but Darwin’s Deli by S. Ken tube (it’s closed now) had the tag line “The Natural Selection” which I liked.

There’s a hairdressers in Epsom called Headmasters.

I always wanted to open a guitar shop in Ireland and call it Eire Guitars.

Posted over 2 years ago by Ben

Right, there’s this hairdresser in East Dulwich and we assume its name is meant to be a pun but we’ve never been able to work it out.

It is called “The Nouv Hair-Let”. The only thing we could think of was “novelette” but why would it be that? Basically just why? We sort of wanted to ring them up and ask but were too scared.

Posted over 2 years ago by Natasha

I used to live by a samwich place called claires big baps – really bad i know.

Posted over 2 years ago by kristine

darwins deli people bring my office sandwiches and i always liked there slogan

Posted over 2 years ago by kristine

Curl Up and Dye hairdressers in New Malden.

I love it so much, it makes me want to weep with laughing.

Posted over 2 years ago by Beagleskin

Hairport. Poor on so many levels. Hairdressers are simultaneously the best and the worst at this…

Posted over 2 years ago by Simone

Natasha, I suspect it’s a play on The New Hamlet, the old name of the pub at the bottom of Dog Kennel Hill near Dulwich Hamlet football club. Is that close to this hairdressers? Doesn’t excuse it any.

Posted over 2 years ago by Mockernee