Top Fives- c'mon, spill again..

Jesus Christ!

Oh well, if you insist:

1) most fanciable – me, obviously 2) best for sex – me, nobody does it better 3) best for making breakfast in the morning – me, I make seriously good poached eggs 4) most modest – ummmm

Bored now

guess who

Posted over 2 years ago by anonymous

Jesus Christ isn’t on here. I checked.

And this will never beat my anonymous aftermath thread. NEVERRRRRRRRR!

Posted over 2 years ago by anonymous

You’re right there.

although thats been a bit uneventful of late

Posted over 2 years ago by anonymous

My top five units of English money (coins only)

1) 50p 2) £1 3) 20p 4) 10p 5) 5p

My top five numbers (between 1 and five only)

1) 4 2) 1 3) 5 4) 2 5) 3

My top five bread products

1) Bagels 2) Soda Bread 3) Baguette 4) Rye Bread 5) Rolls

My top one insult:

1) WASTE GASH

gotta love the waste gash

Posted over 2 years ago by anonymous

1) Wickedly Witchy
2) Pottytime
3) Wickedly Witchy AND Pottytime
4) Your mum
5) Anyone who thinks they’re a dolphin

ooh matron

Posted over 2 years ago by anonymous

No one seems to be confessing.

shock

Posted over 2 years ago by anonymous

1) Babb
2) Savannah
3) Jennifer Cairn
4) Pond’s bird
5) MonkeysAhoy

Posted over 2 years ago by anonymous

1) Babb

Thanks for making me your number 1. Number 1 for what though? If it’s shortest legs I’m going to hunt you down and kill you.

-Babb

Posted over 2 years ago by anonymous

Hee hee. Number one.

sorry

Posted over 2 years ago by anonymous

You should be sorry. That was terrible.

Posted over 2 years ago by anonymous

I know. I know.

goes to sit in corner

Posted over 2 years ago by anonymous

WASTE GASH

Snigger.

Posted over 2 years ago by anonymous

Pond has a bird? Really? Well fuck me…

Posted over 2 years ago by anonymous

fuck me

Oh, alright then. Meet me in the bushes in five minutes.

Posted over 2 years ago by anonymous

turns mobile phone camera to video and follows at a safe distance

Posted over 2 years ago by anonymous

Mister lister up there certainly seems to like those of American birth – a full 80% of his (or her?) ladies listed are from Ameri-key.

Posted over 2 years ago by anonymous

tries to think of wanks yanks joke but fails

Posted over 2 years ago by anonymous

1. Pond 2. Horsey 3. Spammed 4. Twiglet 5. Juvey

Posted over 2 years ago by anonymous

Many flavoured…

Posted over 2 years ago by anonymous

I am SHOCKED and HORRIFIED that anyone would put MonkeysAhoy! in the number 5 spot. Have you no taste? Have you no respect? MonkeysAhoy! should occupy the top three places of everyone’s top five and I challenge anyone who says otherwise to a duel.

en guarde

Posted over 2 years ago by Spammed