The Willster warrior returns

2008-05-13T10:15:19Z

Willster is coming home! To celebrate there will be a few drinks. Of the alcoholic kind. On Friday. At De Hems. Because he likes it there.

2008-05-13T10:18:14Z

I have an awful engagement party to be at, but I’m only intending to be there for an hour or so, so I’m in.

2008-05-13T10:20:05Z

Is the engagement awful? Or just the party?

2008-05-13T10:21:43Z

Just the party. It involves seeing my ex-boyfriend and a whole load of other people whose company I can live without.

2008-05-13T10:24:20Z

I AM COMING TO THIS.

I loves Will.

2008-05-13T10:25:12Z

I would like to give Willster the chance to buy me a drink, so I’ll come along. Assuming I get from “the North” in time.

2008-05-13T10:38:20Z

I’ll send my English butler in my stead. Dammit.

2008-05-13T11:08:09Z

I would like to give Willster the chance to buy me a drink

He’s coming back because he’s run out of money, so I don’t fancy your chances.

2008-05-13T11:29:08Z

See you there.

I’ve missed Badger.

2008-05-13T11:30:40Z

Ah well…I’ll have to buy him one instead.

2008-05-13T12:07:11Z

Babb – It involves seeing my ex-boyfriend and a whole load of other people whose company I can live without

Have they met Willster and all your other KFC friends ? G’wan g’wan g’wan yah will yah will yah etc.

Also: Related Conversation – Where is the best pub to take a group of dummies?

2008-05-13T12:26:12Z

I’m in, looking forward to it. Mainly I can’t wait for the Willser War Stories.

Have a dinner to go to later but will be there for an hour or 2…

2008-05-13T12:33:41Z

I have a thing to be at in Norbiton (yes yes) at some point so will make the early shift. IN.

2008-05-13T12:35:31Z

Have they met Willster and all your other KFC friends ? G’wan g’wan g’wan yah will yah will yah etc.

If I thought it would be any fun for you lot, I’d drag you along. Sadly it will be DRY.

2008-05-13T12:44:46Z

Yay! I’m there

2008-05-13T12:45:52Z

DRY? What is this?

2008-05-13T12:54:03Z

Maybe “dry” as in martini, white wine, vermouth etc.

2008-05-13T13:09:40Z

Dry

2008-05-13T13:25:32Z

Dry as in lack of water, I can live with.

2008-05-13T13:29:42Z

No Juvey, that is the point. You can’t live with it. You would die.

2008-05-13T13:30:40Z

after what i am doing on thursday i will be in need of a very large drink

see you there

2008-05-13T13:34:43Z

Oooooo.

is intrigued

2008-05-13T13:36:13Z

Lies.

2008-05-13T13:36:17Z

by what

2008-05-13T13:41:53Z

Doesn’t beer contain water? And tea? And chilli? And cheese? If the answer is yes to any of those, I reckon I’d mutate to survive…

Though I don’t see much cheese in that desert

2008-05-13T13:43:06Z

Better?

2008-05-13T13:48:09Z

Oh, much!

What is that black line?

2008-05-13T14:12:21Z

Black line?

checks Juvey’s eyesight

2008-05-13T14:47:35Z

Bare Dry

Number 5.

2008-05-13T14:50:44Z

I want to come down to hear Will’s tales but should be on the way to Wembley or Portsmouth for a certain sporting occasion.

2008-05-13T14:55:31Z

I’ve ticked, need a break, job prospects just went below zero….

:-(

2008-05-13T17:24:40Z

How I wish I could be part of the posse to welcome Willster home, but I can’t – my cardiothoracic gynaecologist has advised that the excitement of his return may take too much wind out of my sails…

2008-05-13T18:01:40Z

I want to come down to hear Will’s tales but should be on the way to Wembley or Portsmouth for a certain sporting occasion

Long-distance tennis? TNT-powered pogo-ing? The InterCity Human Cannonball Finals?

2008-05-13T18:39:15Z

We already know who wins the KCL big chin contest.

Winner!

2008-05-13T18:41:09Z

2008-05-14T10:44:58Z

I wish it was one of those you have suggested BraveNewMalden, it would be a lot less stressful for me!

2008-05-14T10:50:45Z

The chin has gone and he has a tellybox on his head.

2008-05-16T09:56:49Z

BUMP

2008-05-16T10:02:19Z

Sadly, I can’t now make this. Give my best regards to the big posh one.

2008-05-16T13:38:41Z

Juvey’s back inside.