So when do you think the first FCL Wedding will be? And who will be the happy couple?

‘Ere. Cheeky. ;)

Posted about 1 year ago by Chez

who said the food would be shit?

Posted about 1 year ago by Provdes

And why am I marrying Max Clifford?

Posted about 1 year ago by Chez

Can I be the one who is violently ill in the punchbowl and then spends the rest of the night holding court in the toliet? Marvellous, I’ll get my hat.

Posted about 1 year ago by Mamfer

remembers to strain wedding punch before drinking

Posted about 1 year ago by Provdes

Still not happy about Max.

Posted about 1 year ago by Chez

will there be cake? and old people dancing like its 1969? and a poor excuse for a buffet?ohh and the bitter rivalry and backstabbing and all round dirty looks at the throwing of the bouquet?!! i LOVE weddings!!

Posted about 1 year ago by ponine

You dont have to marry Max you know…. jilt him and elope with me ;)

Posted about 1 year ago by Provdes

Coat room!!!

Posted about 1 year ago by Mamfer

Right, that’s it. Cilla Black will be popping out with a hat next you soppy lot.

Mokash, take some of the attention away please!

Posted about 1 year ago by Chez

God – a plea to those in charge to get John Lewis to accept Kudos. Too … many …buggers … getting … married … nnnnngg

Posted about 1 year ago by Floatykatja

I’m confused.

Posted about 1 year ago by Carla

I’d just like to say that I’m unaccustomed, as I am.

Posted about 1 year ago by BraveNewMalden

Hi all, if the ‘proposed’ wedding for FCL happens, I’ll organise my crew and do the wedding video and pictures for free to celebrate.

This is not an April fools joke, honest. Done many a wedding (video and photos) so happy to do this one if it comes about.

Fotoman Colin…

Posted about 1 year ago by cobo04

Can I sort out the band?

We can do shit covers of all the great wedding classics, for example:

I never really loved you anyway.

Don’t marry her, fuck me,

and

Love stinks. (that might be a made up song from the wedding singer, but i can’t remember).

Posted about 1 year ago by faith

We have pictures and video by cobo04, a speech from BNM, music organised by Faith, and drunken vomiting from Mamfer. Any other services on offer from the FCL community?

Posted about 1 year ago by Spammed

I could probably manage a bit of drunken vomiting too. But that would be unprofessional for a musician. Actually, no it wouldn’t- what was I thinking? I’m a brass player- so its absolutely fine.

Posted about 1 year ago by faith

I had the first Popbitch wedding. I know this is nothing to be proud of at all.

Posted about 1 year ago by Natasha

In what way was it a Popbitch wedding? Did you meet your husband through Popbitch? Did Popbitch have anything to do with anything on your wedding day?

Posted about 1 year ago by Spammed

Yes and yes. We met on Popbitch 6 or so years ago. Neil and Camilla who ran it (since split cos he ran off with his assistant at The Face) came to the wedding.

Posted about 1 year ago by Natasha