SLP The Third

Victoria would be easier, but hey, you can’t get everything you want can you….

Roll on Friday!

Posted about 1 year ago by Juvey

you can’t get everything you want can you….”

Depends you who ask.

I am ticking as I would come to the opening of a crisp pack now I appear to be leaving London.

as long as i get all the crisps except cheese and onion smell like old people

Posted about 1 year ago by Beagleskin

12.30!? stands open mouthed

I’ll get there by 12…er…just to make sure there’s a free table you understand…

Posted about 1 year ago by Juvey

Ok. You get there for 12 if you like J. To reserve a table, of course.

If I get the urge I’ll call ahead to see if they take reservations.

joke interlude

- hello, i’d like a table for two please
- certainly sir. do you have a reservation?
- well, i’m not keen on the carpet

joke interlude ends

see you there!

Posted about 1 year ago by iSleepDiagonal

If I get there at 11.59 do I win the prize?

runs away from ISD’s joke

Posted about 1 year ago by Beagleskin

Arse, too far from office.

Again!

Posted about 1 year ago by Fi

Chuck a sickie and spend all day there.

Posted about 1 year ago by Beagleskin

If I was going to chuck a sickie you’d be lucky if I’d be out of bed by lunchtime, let alone in a pub in Westminster…

Posted about 1 year ago by Fi

Is it further than Canary Wharf? That’s how far I’m going for a pint of lovely sneaky Badger beer and a chilli/cheese JP.

its not made from real badgers what a martyr

Posted about 1 year ago by iSleepDiagonal

Is it made by badgers then?

i hope so

Posted about 1 year ago by Beagleskin

You’re in Canary Wharf iSD? Why did you suggest that pub? More travelling time = less drinking time…

Posted about 1 year ago by Fi

because (a) it’s right on the Jubilee line and (b) you try persuading anyone to come to Canary Wharf for a drink in a identikit chain pub

Posted about 1 year ago by iSleepDiagonal

Hm. Fair point.

Posted about 1 year ago by Fi

Is it made by badgers then?

Oh, very much so. And they wouldn’t put their own kind in beer, would they.

Posted about 1 year ago by iSleepDiagonal

I don’t suppose there’s any chance of an SLP club near me? In Essex. It’s only 45 minutes out of Liverpool Street.

No? Ok then.

Posted about 1 year ago by Babb

Badgers? It’s made by that heartless bastard Hugh Turdly-Fuckington and his slave army of badgers and stoats. Lovely beer mind you…

Posted about 1 year ago by Juvey

slave army of badgers and stoats

I want one.

mush small furry slaves

Posted about 1 year ago by Beagleskin

The do one with ginger in it. Beer that is, not a badger.

Posted about 1 year ago by iSleepDiagonal

Damn, don’t think I can get back to the office within an hour, boo. Hmmm, what chance of sending my boss to somewhere suitably far away for a meeting so that he doesn’t notice I’m gone…

like ipswich maybe

Posted about 1 year ago by Flib

Damn, don’t think I can get back to the office within an hour, boo. Hmmm, what chance of sending my boss to somewhere suitably far away for a meeting so that he doesn’t notice I’m gone…

like ipswich maybe

Posted about 1 year ago by Flib