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Race for Life and not poking my eye out with a knitting needle

Beagleskinpremium

Asked by Beagleskin 10 months ago for 1 kudos
Best answer by cfalconer
Last active 9 months ago 12 responses

I am utterly shameless.

Tomorrow I, and several fine knitting ladies, will be doing the 5km Race for Life in Battersea Park and goddammit we’ll be knitting as we go. It starts at 7pm.

You can either: Come along to Battersea Park and cheer us on (hoping all the while for a knitting while walking-based accident to befall us so you can Youtube it for instantly crap fame)
Donate some of your lovely money to the cancer-fighting cause because a) you wish I would shut up, b) you’re one of the good ones c) you wish I would shut up
or
Roll your eyes and go back to dribbling in front Britain’s Got Talent

We’re also offering a couple of cancer fighter hat patterns for anyone who knits. Which none of you do (except Flippy whose knitting is so good it scares us all).

I know we’re all eating credit crunch and all that but if I don’t play the cancer card now they revoke my membership.

As you were.

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12 responses

cfalconer

Done and best of luck – as a matter of interest what will you be knitting?

Posted 10 months ago by cfalconer tipped with 1K

willsterpremium

Sounds shit. Is there booze?

Posted 10 months ago by willster

MarkE

If you were utterly shameless you’d be naked and knitting yourself a running outfit as you ran.

Why do I sound like TerryB today ?

Posted 10 months ago by MarkE

Beagleskinpremium

Awwwww thanks CFalconer. We’ll be knitting cancer fighter hats and donating them to couple of London cancer wards.

Will, I’m drunk now in preparation.

MarkE, you’re back! And no.

Posted 10 months ago by Beagleskin

cfalconer

Rib and increase/decrease while on the go! I’m impressed. Good luck – hope it stays dry….

Posted 10 months ago by cfalconer

cfalconer

so – how was it?

Posted 10 months ago by cfalconer

mediummac

Do you think maybe the needle-in-the-eye worry actually came to fruition?

Posted 10 months ago by mediummac

MarkE

Out of respect for beagleskin’s memory, one thinks “needle in the eye” should be adopted as the new metaphoric replacement for “hole in the head”.

Posted 10 months ago by MarkE

BraveNewMaldenpremium

Apparently Beagleskin is within sight of the finishing line.

Posted 10 months ago by BraveNewMalden

willsterpremium

I’m surprised she’s knit here with a yarn to tell. Although it seams they all finished.

Posted 10 months ago by willster tipped with 2K

Beagleskinpremium

Stop talking about me while I’m not here. People might think I’m vaguely popular.

It was fabulous, thanks.

We finished dead last out of 5000 people. That has to be an achievement.

We also raised a rather whopping £1,134.00.

And I ate my bodyweight in cake at the end.

Thanks ever so to all you lovelies who donated.

Posted 10 months ago by Beagleskin

wickedlywitchy

and i raised £1100 plus giftaid as well :-)

Posted 10 months ago by wickedlywitchy