Question of the Day: Why is England still better than South Africa?

I wish I could offer some condolences to you englanders by way of pointing out that your team is better looking, but I just checked and unfortunately they’re not.

never mind my lot are big fat losers too

Posted about 1 year ago by agox

Juvey’s seven steps to the heaven of healing….

1) You don’t have to carry a gun in London; 2) Our subjugation of another race is over a century old; 3) Springboks aren’t scary, bulldogs are; 4) Shakespeare vs erm…ah; 5) Accents; 6) Beer; 7) Manners.

Posted about 1 year ago by Juvey

Sticky Toffee Pudding.

We had an England v. South Africa off on the night of the rugby. South Africa beat England on the wine front (hard to believe) but the sticky toffee pudding we made soothed all wounds and helped remind everyone of what’s great about the proud, fat nation they belonged to.

warning - do not use sticky toffee to heal any actual wounds

Posted about 1 year ago by MonkeysAhoy!

It’s not really a sport. It’s just some fat men running around and falling over a lot. Therefore utterly, utterly without consequence, merit or worth.

rugby is bollocks

Posted about 1 year ago by eviltwin

I think you’ll find the official emblem on the England team shirt is a rose… not a bulldog ;)

but roses are scary sometimes too

Posted about 1 year ago by agox

Dammit. Damn you South Africans…and your eyes! Damn your eyes!

I think if it was just fat men falling over a lot, it would make a cracking spectacle. After a few beers anyway.

Posted about 1 year ago by Juvey

England smells very slightly less of piss.

But has more tramps. Hm.

Posted about 1 year ago by purpaboo

Judging by the number of Saffas in England, England obviously pisses all over South Africa…

We don’t have townships, and we generally look after poor people here. We have public transport. We have a currency that’s actually worth something in the world. We don’t speak Afrikaans. We don’t make Appletiser. Our sausages don’t look like big curly turds. We don’t have snakes. We don’t have lions either, which is a shame. We’re not unbelievably rude but passing it off as ‘bluntness’. When we say ‘now’ we mean ‘now’. Same when we say ‘now now’ and ‘just now’. We know what ‘now’ means. We don’t need visas to go absolutely anywhere outside our own country. Our head of state doesn’t refuse to treat Aids victims.

Posted about 1 year ago by PrincessBride

More tramps??? Allegedly, London’s homeless helping infrastructure can’t find enough homeless people in the capital to help…and they’re not all living in corrugated iron lean to’s on the outer fringes of the city (although I rarely venture outside the zone 2 boundary so perhaps some have sprung up).

The City smells of piss. And shit, and gross eggy farts, and just about anything else that can waft up out of the sewers. But it didn’t smell like that on Sunday, so perhaps it’s just all the bankers and brokers that smell of piss and shit and gross eggy farts.

Posted about 1 year ago by PrincessBride

What was the title of that Spitting Image song? It’s uncannily accurate.

I’m no racist butt.

Posted about 1 year ago by BraveNewMalden

You know what… I just can’t be arsed to get involved on this one.

Oh bugger.

Posted about 1 year ago by mydogminton

England is better than South Africa because there are fewer South Africans here. There are many many other reasons, but that is compelling enough to mean the others are just details.

(I’m an Aussie, I’m allowed to say it…)

Posted about 1 year ago by Fi

I used to work with a bloke from South Africa. My name is Steffi, he called me ‘Stiffi’.

And for that reason, I’m out.

only met one sheltered existence maybe he had a speech impediment

Posted about 1 year ago by mafalda_quino

England v South Africa is of little consequence. What’s of real consequence is this, from our previous match…

Posted about 1 year ago by flippy

is it because they is blik?

Posted about 1 year ago by iAmJonny

What was the title of that Spitting Image song? It’s uncannily accurate.

Do you mean this one?

diplomatic immunity but youre blik hes right alphonse you are

Posted about 1 year ago by Morals