Question of the Day: Visit, Live or Bomb?

do you work for special branch?

Posted about 1 year ago by logomomo

Shouldn’t this be an anonymous thread?

Posted about 1 year ago by SFULG

to get into the spirit of things for this first question..

1. visit – London Eye, always a good place for a meeting/date, more so if only ones in the pod.

2. Live – where I am in West London, just cos I do.

3. Bomb – nowhere, love all of London to want to bomb anything.

Posted about 1 year ago by cobo04

Think talk of bombing and London a bit tactless. Anyway I thought the game was called Cliff, Shag, Marry?

Posted about 1 year ago by BoutrosBoutrosBoutros

If you can’t joke about bombing people, what the fuck can you joke about?

Here’s one: A paedophile and a small child are walking through the woods It’s a foul night – lightning spearing the sky and thunder is crashing.

The child looks up at the paedo and says “I’m scared”. The paedo says “What the fuck are you moaning for? I’ve got to walk back on my own!”

Posted about 1 year ago by SuckMonster

I’d visit Hampstead and select a nice property that’s currently on the market. Then I’d bomb somewhere in the vicinity. Nothing that would put the innocent at risk – maybe the local branch of Foxtons? Finally, after the house prices had plunged to a more reasonable level, I’d go and buy that house and live there happily ever after.

Posted about 1 year ago by Spammed

Spammed – what a good idea, there’s a nice place off Flask Walk that I’ve always liked the look of, perhaps you could bomb somewhere round there – but let me know in advance please so i can be ready with the coin. Oh and make it a smallish bomb, window glass is devilishly expensive these days

if somebody wants to bomb somewhere out of spite then Dalston Kingsland gets my vote

Posted about 1 year ago by logomomo

If this thread were anonymous, how would the good folk of FCL city know who to send the kudos to??

Posted about 1 year ago by cobo04

You’re right. I expect that’s why the mods didn’t make it anonymous. What a joke SFULG’s suggestion was!!

Posted about 1 year ago by Spammed

Can we get to the next question, mods? What else do you need to know?

wonders how we managed to arrive here

Posted about 1 year ago by BraveNewMalden

I would marry London Bridge, shag the Tower of London and kill Shoreditch.

Can I have the kudos now?

Posted about 1 year ago by eviltwin

Shouldn’t this be an anonymous thread?

I posted that when I had my tin foil hat on.

1 – The GLA building. Coz it’s all made of glass and wonky init. yes I know Open House Weekend has just gone…

2 – In an old docker’s cottage near the river. Because they’re nice solid houses, near the river (and hence finding parking for the speedboat I won on Bullseye won’t be a problem).

3 – Tiger Tiger. Because I’ve been there.

i wish id thought of it first

Posted about 1 year ago by SFULG

I’d visit Spearmint Rhino, just to see what all the fuss was about. Then bomb it, probably. But I can’t because I’ve got somewhere else to bomb.

I’d live in the set of little houses next to Gabriel’s Wharf. All of them. Knock them through until they were a decent size. Their location is great, though. If you get up early enough you can watch Lorraine Kelly being wheeled in in preparation for her breakfast TV show.

I’d bomb the GLA building, SFULG. It’s fucking ugly. It looks like one of those shit 60’s office buildings that’s melted in a disgusting way. All horrid metal and grey glass.

Posted about 1 year ago by pottytime

I’d visit Borough Market in an urban snowplough with the Queen’s wallet in my pocket, shovelling the thousands of people out of my way so I could get through the place without queuing and barging and standing too close to glassy-eyed strangers eating overstuffed burgers engorged with lifestyle condiments. I would then buy pots and pots of said condiments, along with some simply marvellous bread, wine and cheese.

I would then take it back to my house, which would be that little cottage in St James Park, where I could share my purchases with the ducks and swans. They would love me. I would love them. It would be a really nice lunchtime.

Then, sated and a bit merry, I would catapault a bomb from my now back garden into Buckingham Palace. Not for any republican heroics – it just looks like something a fascist would build, and makes a very large part of central London a bit of a soulless trek to get through. Then some clever people could build streets and houses over the top of the ruins, and we’d have a whole new section of fab central London to fill with branches of H&M and Starbucks. Hooray! Er…

Posted about 1 year ago by johnpaulghetto

1 Visit Buck House – for free only 2 Live in John Lewis – now they have their Christmas range of chocolate and jam I wouldn’t even need to go out for food, and its very central and I reckon the bedding departments really quite quiet 3 Archway Tower – because

Posted about 1 year ago by cfalconer

er johnpaulghetto – can you please not launch your bomb until I’ve been round it – ta

Posted about 1 year ago by cfalconer

Live – North London

Visit – Central London

Bomb – South London

I’m joking…

sort of.

Posted about 1 year ago by EmmaG

cfalconer- if you want to go to buck palace message me. I might have some freebies.

Posted about 1 year ago by faith

Live in Islington, Visit secret places in london like here, here, and all of the government places like here , and bomb ... well, not bomb, but threaten to bomb Covent Garden EVERY saturday just to keep away all the damn street performers and the “stop .. walk, stop .. walk – gather family around and point at a pigeon” tourists

Posted about 1 year ago by iAmJonny