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Question of the Day: Is London your playground?

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Posted by kudocities about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago 8 responses

Thank God, or some other deity, it’s Friday. We feel like blowing off a little steam. And if there’s one thing that washes away the putrid stench of the workaday world, it’s swinging. No, not that kind of swinging, you fiend. Swinging in a playground, of course. The problem is that hanging around elementary school playgrounds is a good way to get the pesky label of sex offender.

Be that as it may, we want to play. Where can a bunch of grown ups looking to relive their swinging and sliding youth go to play and frolic and twirl in central London?

8 responses

Blacula

I know a place. In the so-called summertime I found myself there a couple of times on a saturday or sunday morning on my way home coming down from various drugs. Its a little play area at the top of Goose Green down East Dulwich way. There are swings and a slide I believe, but i only ever played on the swings. It’s amazing how fast you go when you’re a fully grown grown-up.

Posted about 1 year ago by Blacula

Juvey

There’s a place, smack bang in the middle of the City. Just off Old St. Let’s see if this works…
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Posted about 1 year ago by Juvey

PrincessBride

There’s a playground near the bowling green in Brockwell Park. It even has one of those slidey things that you slide down a rope on. Dunno what they’re called, they weren’t invented in my day. And, there’s some kind of a playgrahnd just off Tower Bridge Road. It’s kind of opposite the Tooley St entrance to Potters Field park.

Trouble with these things is, that they have signs on saying you can’t go in if you’re older than 14, unless you’re accompanying a child.

Posted about 1 year ago by PrincessBride

Juvey

Nope. That didn’t work…how about this

Posted about 1 year ago by Juvey

SuckMonster

Child swings are too fucking low, though. Fucking ageist-cunt swing designers.

Posted about 1 year ago by SuckMonster

Blacula

To hell with the signs, PrincessBride! Although maybe someone should set up an adult playground in the centre of london. a large indoors playground with a bar. I’d use it for sure.

Posted about 1 year ago by Blacula

Juvey

Felt bad about that, even if Ouch! did say it was one of the most popular words…

Posted about 1 year ago by Juvey

PrincessBride

Eh??? Are you telling me you’d disobey the signs and GO INSIDE THE PLAYGROUND?? Even if you’re over 14? Fucking hell.

Posted about 1 year ago by PrincessBride