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UncleGeorge

Posted by UncleGeorge about 1 month ago
Last active 18 days ago 8 responses

“I once muted the possibility that sufficiently large Buxton Geothermal Power Stations could power gigantic freezer units at both Poles so that the melting of the ice caps could be reversed and then maintained.”

“Under the peace plan that I put to Mikhail Gorbachev in which Eastern Europe would be allowed to democratise in return for the USA agreeing with The Soviet Union to dismantle their nuclear arsenals in agreed stages.”

“When I came up with the idea of the Labour Party Credit Card in the 1980s it was to make up for the deficit caused by Conservative mass unemployment cutting the political levy that the Labour Party received from the Trade Unions”

‘New Labour’ came about when self confessed Marxist Brian Gould asked for a slogan at a political meeting. After some thought I came up with the slogan and asked that the middle class vote be captured with it.”

“I invented a quick and permanent cure for mental illness twenty six years ago, the Kadir-Buxton Method. The medical profession has swept the astonishing results achieved by it under the carpet as it would eliminate the need for the psychiatric profession.”

Mad as a hatstand.

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8 responses

UncleGeorge

Oh, yeah, great post UG. Forget to post the link did you, UG? Idiot.

Internet personality

Posted about 1 month ago by UncleGeorge

BraveNewMaldenpremium

Brilliant, UG! How come this bloke has kept off the radar for so long? Is he related to Creepy Cereal Guy, do you reckon?

Posted about 1 month ago by BraveNewMalden

UncleGeorge

Um, he’s been around for a few years now, BNM. A post on speakyourbranes just made me revist his site.

Posted about 1 month ago by UncleGeorge

SFULG

Yes I’d heard of this guy. Among his inventions he lists:

The Labour Party Red Rose Logo

The Irish Labour Party Red Rose Logo

The Labour Party Credit Card

The Irish Labour Party Credit Card

Fund Raising Insurance Scheme of the Labour Party

The ‘New Labour’ slogan The Grey Colour Scheme Backdrops to neutralize Conservative ‘Red Threat’ scares

The European Labour Party Group Symbol

The colour coded Index on all Labour Party Membership Cards

The ‘Labour Listens’ Campaign

The Cliff Top Party Political Broadcast of 1987

Tony Blair and Gordon Brown going on the Campaign Trail together in the 2005 General Election

Finding combined Cuts and Savings for the Labour Government of over £50 billion

The GMB Credit Card

The GMB Logo

The Oxfam Credit Card

The Water Aid Credit Card

Microsurgery

A Microsurgical Technique for preventing childbirth affecting the personal lives of women

A Microsurgical implement for use against cancer

A surgical technique for restructuring the jaw bone

‘Michael Foot,’ the HIV Destroying Machine which prolongs the life of sufferers

The Buxton Geothermal Turbine Generator Economy 7, as put to Harold Wilson

Bottle Banks, as put to Harold Wilson

I think the last one is my favourite. Regarding his cure for mental illness, the Kadir-Buxton Method, which consists solely of knocking the patient out with a hand chop:

There are three exceptions to the single stun that I have found, namely manic depression….

Shame, that. He could have used the method on himself.

Posted about 1 month ago by SFULG tipped with 1K

Babb

Regarding his cure for mental illness, the Kadir-Buxton Method, which consists solely of knocking the patient out with a hand chop

I like the Kadir-Buxton Jump Start which involves resuscitating dead people by stamping (with or without shoes on) on their chest.

Posted about 1 month ago by Babb tipped with 1K

UncleGeorge

All socialists are like him, incidentally. All. Except for the ones that are too busy murdering nuns, of course.

Posted about 1 month ago by UncleGeorge

cfalconer

Is the rose necessary though – wouldn’t something a little less prickly (eg tulip) be wiser?

and why am I even wondering this – god its a slow day….

Posted 18 days ago by cfalconer

BraveNewMaldenpremium

For proper mental, you could do worse than glance at this guy’s delusions

Posted 18 days ago by BraveNewMalden