Lets keep the Michael Jackson references contained in one thread

Posted 8 months ago by Babb tipped with 1K

UK promoters have announced the cancellation of 3 of Michael Jackson’s dates. Peter, 7, Mike, 6 and Andrew, 4. Michael Jackson didn’t die of a heart attack. It is rumoured that he died of food poisoning after eating a pair of 12-year-old nuts. What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson (he’s the Manchester United Manager by the way)? Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August. Los Angeles police have now been round to Michael Jackson’s Neverland ranch. They found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in the bathroom, and Class 4C in his bedroom. Apparently Michael Jackson was last seen in the children’s ward having a stroke.

none of the above is true of course

Posted 8 months ago by UncleGeorge

...unless they’re somehow relevant to London of course

Posted 8 months ago by iSleepDiagonal

Posted 8 months ago by purpaboo tipped with 2K

Jacko Perrin

Posted 8 months ago by Babb

The coroner is unsure what to put as the cause of Michael Jackson’s death.

He doesn’t know whether to blame it on the sunshine, the moonlight, the good times, or the boogie.

then only non-paedo one Ive had so far

Posted 8 months ago by Fi

Bless him. I don’t know why he died but he had a weird, sad life and some of his music was brilliant.

No jokes.

Posted 8 months ago by willster

Will killed the thread with his respectfulness. Damn you, Willster.

Posted 8 months ago by Beagleskin

Is it time to start talking about Jesus Juice yet?

Posted 8 months ago by Carla

Yes. Yes it is.

Posted 8 months ago by Beagleskin

Never mind, keep the body for a week or so then put it in as a zombie in Thriller part 2. no makeup required.

Posted 8 months ago by cobo04

Posted 8 months ago by Carla

What’s the difference between Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson? One did Majors the other did minors.

Posted 8 months ago by curious-orange tipped with 1K

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Iu0pj_W5k

Posted 8 months ago by curious-orange

More job losses were announced today as the US Child Protection Agency closes their Michael Jackson Department.

Posted 8 months ago by akabushi

As a young boy I had a soft spot for Micheal Jackson. Its called my arsehole.

Posted 8 months ago by akabushi

What’s got 8 legs and doesn’t rape children?

The Jackson 4.

Posted 8 months ago by akabushi

You know if Mr Jackson had started his day with a refreshing bowl of Mornflakes things may have gone very differently.

mornflakes

Posted 8 months ago by Mornflake tipped with 1K

Mornflakes is engaged in amourous relationships with goats.

balls wheat mornflakes goats

Posted 8 months ago by Cornflakes

Mornflakes are hot.

Not as tasty as thistles, mind.

mmmmornflakes

Posted 8 months ago by Billy_Goat_Gruff