Just give me a cigarette

I gave up smoking a year and a half ago. I had a few at the random gig meet (thanks again, DK), but that was all.

Until tonight.

I feel deliciously sick. I can’t WAIT till July and I can go back to being sanctimonious.

Posted about 1 year ago by iris

So you quit for a year and a half apart from tonight. And some other night. You are such an inspiration.

How many do you have and where are you?

Posted about 1 year ago by Spammed

Hahaha. Poor Spammed. I’ve just had a cigarette. But as I’ve been reading Winnie The Pooh to a one year old all night and am feeling decidedly dangerous, I might light up another.

Mmmm. Cancer.

Posted about 1 year ago by Carla

Carla, you shall henceforth be known as cowbitch. I’ll swap you a cigarette for a midget joke.

Posted about 1 year ago by Spammed

I have none left, Spammed. I had them all. Well, four. But that is four more than you…

Posted about 1 year ago by iris

I would give you a response, but it’s too much hard work typing whilst smoking.

Oh!

Posted about 1 year ago by Carla

Hmmmm….I posted something before hoping for practical help and sympathy and got IRIS AND FUCKING CARLA!

Posted about 1 year ago by Spammed

Iris made me do it.

Posted about 1 year ago by Carla

I can’t cope with this pincer attack.

I’m going to bed. If I survive the night, I expect to see something nice to read in the morning.

Posted about 1 year ago by Spammed

I have some clove cigarettes that a pretentious Russian model left in the bathroom last week. They’re all yours.

Posted about 1 year ago by Strawhair

Okay, I’m not in bed yet.

In my current state, if I’d been in your bathroom last week with a crack pipe and bull whip, I’d probably still have opted for the clove cigarettes.

Posted about 1 year ago by Spammed

It says on the packet: ‘Only to be smoked whilst wearing a black turtleneck’. Are you suitably attired?

Posted about 1 year ago by Strawhair

I don’t smoke. Maybe I could steal one of my mum’s menthol. They aren’t proper cigerettes are they?

Posted about 1 year ago by braintree

Empty the drinks cabinet and smoke a cabbage or something wrapped up in newspaper?

trying to be helpful

Posted about 1 year ago by pato

I’d have one of your Mum’s menthols right now, Braintree Although I’d sooner smoke a rabbit. Run, Pato, run!

Right, bed for Spammed. Now. ‘Night.

Posted about 1 year ago by Spammed

what is with all this guilt about smoking a cigarette?

call the thought police, that man has a lighter in his hand and a cigarette on his brain.

do what you want to do and enjoy…you only die once :)

Posted about 1 year ago by j0e

i’m a bit like that with crack.

Posted about 1 year ago by eviltwin

I’m a social smoker, which roughly translates as “I ponce fags off of everyone so I don’t have to buy my own”. And menthols are great, it’s like a cigarette and a polo at the same time. They should bring out gin and tonic cigarettes, I reckon.

Posted about 1 year ago by Mamfer

Would you kick Margaret Hodge up the cunt for a rollie (Golden Vadge, liquorice papers)?

Posted about 1 year ago by Knid

Hey, Spammed, I’ve got nearly 60 in my pocket right now; all you have to do is venture to Streatham. Better be quick, I’ll have smoked ‘em by the end of tomorrow.

Oh, and I’d kick Margaret Hodge up the cunt for free, the child-molestation whistle-blower ignoring bitch scumbag that she is…

Posted about 1 year ago by devilskitchen