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Judging Kudocities' Book by its Cover

savannahpremium

Asked by savannah about 1 year ago for 1000 kudos
Last active 9 months ago 93 responses

Yes, that’s right, 1000 kudos.

It’s time people. Time your witty and insightful musings graced the virtual shelves of Amazon.com once again.

I’ve been hard at work compiling the best offerings of the past year. There have been laughs, there have been tears, there have been flounces, but we’re still here and I think we need our first official KCL guide to celebrate this fact. And I want you to design the cover. Yes, you. The life blood of the mighty KCL.

I want your designs, your suggestions, your faces, your fucktrumpets – anything that you feel should grace the cover of the Kudocities book.

We’ll choose a shortlist of designs and then have a vote for the best cover – because that’s how we roll here.

Think about it – not only your words, but your artistic talents, could be seen all over the London. Nay, the world.

93 responses

iSleepDiagonal

I still have the 3×4” fucktrumpet picture that someone gave me at an early FC do. And my FCL? sign that I drew that time when I didn’t know anyone who was going to be at the pub.

I can probably knock up a KCL variant if required. I’d have to do it in a Whitechapel boozer on a beer-stained bar for authenticity though.

Posted about 1 year ago by iSleepDiagonal

UncleGeorge

eyes nefarious but clever marketing techniques with suspicious admiration

Newspapers are in decline because of the web and we post on the internet and then buy our virtual postings bundled into a book from an online retailer.

retires gracefully from trying to understand Web 2.0

Posted about 1 year ago by UncleGeorge tipped with 1K

Beagleskinpremium

Coooooooooooooooooool.

knits thinking cap

Posted about 1 year ago by Beagleskin

purpaboo

Got an approximate size for the cover?

Just wondering how many dolphins I can fit on there. ;-)

Posted about 1 year ago by purpaboo tipped with 1K

Babb

Yeah, man, there MUST be a dolphin.

Posted about 1 year ago by Babb

BraveNewMaldenpremium

Is Jacuzzi a registered trade mark?

Posted about 1 year ago by BraveNewMalden

BoutrosBoutrosBoutros

What about a ‘collage’ of our various profile pictures?

Posted about 1 year ago by BoutrosBoutrosBoutros

Confidante

Yes, obviously dolphins are vital.

Posted about 1 year ago by Confidante tipped with 1K

Babb

Dolphin Exhibt A

Dolphin Exhibit B

Posted about 1 year ago by Babb

Confidante

Right. I don’t mind admitting I’m still bewildered, but I’d definitely buy a book that had a small-cocked dolphin having a bath on its cover. Especially if it had a snazzy pull-quote on the back from a cultural figurehead.

Posted about 1 year ago by Confidante

SuckMonster

How about a dolphin in a jacuzzi (reading its copy of Embezzlement 101), atop a Routemaster, with pigeons all around (shitting), and a pearly queen trying to make sense of a Tube map whilst scratching his head with an Oyster card, and Ken Livingstone with his arm around a jew, and Boris telling the pearly queen not to drink when he gets on the Tube and . . . this is a shite idea.

I’d just stick a big picture of BobcatBJ on the front.

Posted about 1 year ago by SuckMonster

willsterpremium

I’d like to see Boris Johnson being eaten by Godzilla. Maybe that’s just me.

Posted about 1 year ago by willster

SuckMonster

I like this picture of Boris. (Perhaps someone could Photoshop in a giant lizard behind him?)

Posted about 1 year ago by SuckMonster

Tallulahlula

Me

Or maybe not

I’ll try to be creative after my boozy lunch

Posted about 1 year ago by Tallulahlula

Beagleskinpremium

Posted about 1 year ago by Beagleskin tipped with 1K

Carlapremium

Can it be called Chinny Reckons?

Posted about 1 year ago by Carla

Babb

Can it be called Chinny Reckons?

Ha. Yes!

Maybe if you start a chinny reckons thread, it’ll be included in the book.

Posted about 1 year ago by Babb

purpaboo

Posted about 1 year ago by purpaboo

kristine

I vote chinny reckons!

either that or cheesy belm!

Posted about 1 year ago by kristine

TurkeyTwizzler

How about Boris wearing nothing but that crap hat, in a jacuzzi with a dolphin.

Posted about 1 year ago by TurkeyTwizzler