Judging Kudocities' Book by its Cover

Asked by savannah over 2 years ago for 1000 kudos
Last active about 1 year ago 93 responses

Yes, that’s right, 1000 kudos.

It’s time people. Time your witty and insightful musings graced the virtual shelves of Amazon.com once again.

I’ve been hard at work compiling the best offerings of the past year. There have been laughs, there have been tears, there have been flounces, but we’re still here and I think we need our first official KCL guide to celebrate this fact. And I want you to design the cover. Yes, you. The life blood of the mighty KCL.

I want your designs, your suggestions, your faces, your fucktrumpets – anything that you feel should grace the cover of the Kudocities book.

We’ll choose a shortlist of designs and then have a vote for the best cover – because that’s how we roll here.

Think about it – not only your words, but your artistic talents, could be seen all over the London. Nay, the world.

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I still have the 3×4” fucktrumpet picture that someone gave me at an early FC do. And my FCL? sign that I drew that time when I didn’t know anyone who was going to be at the pub.

I can probably knock up a KCL variant if required. I’d have to do it in a Whitechapel boozer on a beer-stained bar for authenticity though.

Posted over 2 years ago by iSleepDiagonal

eyes nefarious but clever marketing techniques with suspicious admiration

Newspapers are in decline because of the web and we post on the internet and then buy our virtual postings bundled into a book from an online retailer.

retires gracefully from trying to understand Web 2.0

old man new technophobe

Posted over 2 years ago by UncleGeorge tipped with 1K

Coooooooooooooooooool.

knits thinking cap

Posted over 2 years ago by Beagleskin

Got an approximate size for the cover?

Just wondering how many dolphins I can fit on there. ;-)

mmm erm

Posted over 2 years ago by purpaboo tipped with 1K

Yeah, man, there MUST be a dolphin.

Posted over 2 years ago by Babb

Is Jacuzzi a registered trade mark?

Posted over 2 years ago by BraveNewMalden

What about a ‘collage’ of our various profile pictures?

Posted over 2 years ago by BoutrosBoutrosBoutros

Yes, obviously dolphins are vital.

secretly has no idea why dolphins are vital

Posted over 2 years ago by Confidante tipped with 1K

Dolphin Exhibt A

Dolphin Exhibit B

Posted over 2 years ago by Babb

Right. I don’t mind admitting I’m still bewildered, but I’d definitely buy a book that had a small-cocked dolphin having a bath on its cover. Especially if it had a snazzy pull-quote on the back from a cultural figurehead.

Posted over 2 years ago by Confidante

How about a dolphin in a jacuzzi (reading its copy of Embezzlement 101), atop a Routemaster, with pigeons all around (shitting), and a pearly queen trying to make sense of a Tube map whilst scratching his head with an Oyster card, and Ken Livingstone with his arm around a jew, and Boris telling the pearly queen not to drink when he gets on the Tube and . . . this is a shite idea.

I’d just stick a big picture of BobcatBJ on the front.

Posted over 2 years ago by SuckMonster