Is that Nelson's Column in your pocket? Or are you just deformed?

I have a part of my body which looks remarkable like the Palace Theatre at the moment.

but not that much cos that foot is a bit fat and odd shaped -10 kudos for any female who says she has two millennium domes

Posted about 1 year ago by sahra-t

Sahra – what if I say my bald pate looks like the Dome? Especially if I put pencils behind my ears?

Posted about 1 year ago by esotericbadger

My ringpiece looks like the london eye

Posted about 1 year ago by plato

Except that unlike the eye I bet it was working perfectly on the millenium!

Posted about 1 year ago by AcresDown

Yes and just like the Eye it has recently been sold to a giant of the entertainment world.

Posted about 1 year ago by plato

esotericbadger, you may say that. But you must provide photographic evidence.

Posted about 1 year ago by sahra-t

I have a spot on my face that looks like Richmond Park. It’s a beauty spot.

Posted about 1 year ago by BraveNewMalden

I went on holiday to Magaluf years back, it turned my Wood Green.

Posted about 1 year ago by Mockernee

My arse resembles the Rotherhithe Tunnel, in that it’s dark, damp and full of continental lorry drivers.

Posted about 1 year ago by Mockernee

Does it also claim to be a 2-way passage, but realistically is only one-way when lorry drivers are involved?

Posted about 1 year ago by flippy

I have feet that resemble skis. Size 14’s !!

bugger getting shoes that fit.

Posted about 1 year ago by cobo04

My fanny smells like Bilingsgate Fish market

Posted about 1 year ago by akabushi

My large intestine resembles Rye Lane.

Well, it’s more like Rye Lane resembles a stinking length of gut, full of composted food debris and undigested meat, I suppose.

Posted about 1 year ago by Knid tipped with 1K

Does anyone else have body parts that resemble famous London landmarks…or even obscure ones?

I have feet that resemble skis. Size 14’s !!

?

Posted 5 months ago by Carla

My dog’s got no nose. It looks like Harlesden!

Posted 5 months ago by BraveNewMalden

Carla

Bit late on the reply but yes, size 14 (now size 15 and hoping that I don’t need larger) shoes are a real bugger to find, more so now that the only manufacturers of trainers size 13 and above have stopped making them, so, unless there is someone one there in KCL land who knows better, I’m no longer able to buy trainers for my oversized feet.

As for the ski joke, it isn’t really, or is that clowns feet? LOL. like do I get ski poles with every pair of shoes I buy or a large red nose and make up??

I’d prefer the ski poles.

Posted 5 months ago by cobo04

Your feet have grown a size in the last year, Cobo04?

Posted 5 months ago by People_are_Pork

Ah, Cobo.

I love you. !!

Posted 5 months ago by Carla

Joke:

Q: Why are Cobo’s feet like London Landmarks

A: They’re not

Posted 5 months ago by Babb tipped with 1K

Who the fuck just edited my post?!

Posted 5 months ago by Carla