If you were rich what would you do?

Oo, I can imagine a few people here might have some teensy-weensy issues with a number of your proposals.

I think I’d make every day the first day of spring. Every heart would have a new song to sing, and we’d sing of the joy every morning would bring.

Then I’d make sure every man would be as free as a bird, every voice would be a voice to be heard. Take my word, we would treasure each day that occurred.

Yes indeedy.

Posted about 1 year ago by BraveNewMalden

You would pay the government a load of money. Not sure why but this scares me. Are they very poor then? Or just easy to buy?

Posted about 1 year ago by Beagleskin

I’d buy the biscuits I actually want, rather than being seduced by two-for-one deals on mediocre biccies. And I’d buy fluffy socks for different rooms in the house, so the black fluff didn’t come off on cream carpets and ruin the ambience.

Posted about 1 year ago by Mockernee

I’d get taxis more often.

Posted about 1 year ago by Pandini

I’d be straight down to the guitar shop to pick up a Gibson Les Paul…. Oh, and re: Mockernee’s biscuits idea, hell I’d be straight down to Sainsbury’s for some Bourbon Creams and some chocolate hob-nobs! :o)

Posted about 1 year ago by Morals

I’d buy an Aston Martin, and plant some onions to offset the carbon. Start small.

Posted about 1 year ago by flippy

I’d start by purchasing a load of Mr T style jewellery and a GMC van with the red stripe down the side. Then hang around doing good deeds while being irrationally aggressive towards everyone.

Posted about 1 year ago by unknown

I’d buy far to many sweets and buscuits and wine than i need. plenty of animals, a plane and i give norwich city lots of money so they would be good, (the last one would be to keep the boyfriend happy) So id be drunk with plenty of animals in charge of a plane, and the director of a football club, can only end in public humiliation. but id be rich!

Posted about 1 year ago by kristine

I’d sit on my fat arse and watch Jeremy Kyle. On my Sky+. Because if I were rich I wouldn’t need to be up at the ungodly hour of 9am.

I think I said this to Horsy last night…...

Posted about 1 year ago by Carla

Kristine – you effectively want to be Delia Smith, am I right?

Posted about 1 year ago by flippy

If secretly loving The Jeremy Kyle Show is sick, I don’t want to be well.

I’d pour my (no doubt ill-gotten) gains into the Bow area, thereby accelerating the gentrifcation of the East End before the Olympic Games swoop in and take all the credit. Two (two!) of my housemates own Panama hats; and frankly, I can’t wait till they’re able to don them in Mile End without fear of fast-fisted reprisals.

We’re the rude boys wot drink Pimms.

Posted about 1 year ago by Strawhair

I’d offer you £1000 to make your avatar animated iamanartist as I’m sure that gesture must be part of something more elaborate

Posted about 1 year ago by jamespo

all wise choices my friends, wise choices indeed. (especially the sock-fluff one.)

Posted about 1 year ago by iamanartist-co-uk

I’d buy the moon and build a space house on it.

Posted about 1 year ago by eviltwin

It’s an old classic, but I’d still go for “2 chicks at the same time”. :-)

Posted about 1 year ago by purpaboo