How many of you will be joining in the Moss frenzy?

Has she done horse-cum-media then? Can you send me a copy, laminated, please.

Posted about 1 year ago by Mockernee

I might go with a bucket full of rotten fruit.

Posted about 1 year ago by Babb

Nope

Not even if I could get hold of a cattle prod for the event

Posted about 1 year ago by WillTheUnwise

Oh, and if Kate is on here, I went to school with your cousin and he spent his teenage years trying to use your name to get in girls’ knickers. You know him, you’ll know it didn’t work, but as a fellow emaciated export of Croydon, can I now use his name to get in yours? I’ve got weeping sores, a drug habit and I can’t sing for shit, if that helps any.

Posted about 1 year ago by Mockernee

Mockernee, she would appear to have no tonsils. And the ability to dislocate her jaw.

Posted about 1 year ago by SuckMonster

Oxford Street is possibly one of the worst places in London anyway, don’t you agree, and Kate Moss and her skanky boyfriend don’t add to the appeal.

Posted about 1 year ago by Knattster

Fabulous, suck monster. And thanks for letting me know, SuckMonster.

As it’s national terrorist outrage day, I’m plotting to blow up her arse. A half gramme and two pills to start….

Posted about 1 year ago by Mockernee

Apparantly, the fashionistas aren’t happy with Kate as she just copied various items of her wardrobe that she liked for this collection, unlike Madge who designed ‘em from scratch.

I hope whathisface (her druggy, talentless shitprick of a significant other) will be there and do something edgy and “rock” (like take some drugs) and cause a scene and get his gormless face in tommorrow’s papers and lots of free publicity for Topshop.

Posted about 1 year ago by SuckMonster

Apparantly, the fashionistas aren’t happy with Kate as she just copied various items of her wardrobe that she liked for this collection

The clothes in her “collection” have been available in Topshop for the last pissing year. Just in different colours with slightly smaller pockets.

Posted about 1 year ago by Carla

I know someone who knows someone and apparently she only did that under duress. To begin with, apparently she’d roll into the designers with a pair of unwashed jeans, fling ‘em down and tell the designers to copy them.

True story apparently. Not even on Popbitch. You heard it here first. Oooh, and that David Walliams? He’s got two cocks. One gay, one straight.

Posted about 1 year ago by esotericbadger

Are you suggesting Kate has a larger pocket than standard?

Posted about 1 year ago by Mockernee

Er, yeah.

Posted about 1 year ago by Carla

How dare you all!? Kate Moss is a very good friend of mine!

Posted about 1 year ago by Beagleskin

Maybe she could invest in some of these?

Posted about 1 year ago by SuckMonster

Not really…

Posted about 1 year ago by Beagleskin

It’ll surprise no-one given my earlier comments, but I like Kate. Not just because by schlepping about with a whey-faced loser instead of another Depp or Decaprio she’s given me feint hope, but because throughout her career she’s never tried to claim that wearing a few threads and bearing her fledgling tits gives her a unique insight into the plight of third world amputees, or makes her opinion on climate change all the more valid. She turns up, they take her picture, she takes the money, job done and dusted.

She knows what she’s good at, and sticks to it, even her forays into acting have been occasional good-natured cameos rather than action movie leads like Cindy Crawford among others. Far better that approach than Christy Turlington urging me to think of snow leopards this Xmas, or Naomi Campbell thinking she can sing.

Posted about 1 year ago by Mockernee

She contributed to a Primal Scream album, didn’t she? (And just when I thought the Primals couldn’t get any more shite.)

Posted about 1 year ago by SuckMonster

I suspect that the Kate Moss frenzy might be a good time to try and get into the big Primark at the Marble Arch end of Oxford Street. I walked past it last week, and there were not only queues, but bouncers on the door, operating a one-in, one-out policy. For Primark FFS! I’m starting to wonder that where previous generations had “Where were you when Kennedy was shot?” and similar moments, ours will have “Did you queue for the Kate Moss range/Anya Hindmarch bags” etc…

Posted about 1 year ago by babybat

The kate moss stuff is shite. I am rather keen on a couple of the Lily Allen for new look dresses though.

Posted about 1 year ago by Natasha

I am Kate Moss and even I think it’s a pile of sh*te.

Posted about 1 year ago by Richo