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How can I keep from vommiting on public transport?

whenthiswasfields

Posted by whenthiswasfields about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago 1 response

I have often thought a public information campaign for both genders on succesful vomit-free drinking would be a wise investment for any number of government departments. But no…maybe LbL is the place to share useful tips… For example, I have found a sobering walk for maybe half an hour BEFORE leaping on public transport has saved me from that tube, bus, taxi emabarassment on more than one occasion. Anyone else care to share…

Mike ‘five pints’ Carter

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whenthiswasfields

Walk? For half an hour? Every time I try to do that pissed I end up performing one of those spectacular running falls, you know the ones where you start to fall forward and you run faster (if you can) into the fall as you get closer and closer to the floor, and for the sake of the large doner kebab and chips you have just bought you don’t put your hands out to stop your fall and land on your face instead? Is that just me? In that case, my drinking tip is: Don’t buy a kebab and a portion of chips on your way home if you are walking for half an hour before getting on tube. It’s not a pretty look for work the next day.

Rusky

Posted about 1 year ago by whenthiswasfields