Has anyone else suffered a cycle-by bum slapping?

No, but as soon as my bike is out of the menders I’d quite like a go

Posted about 1 year ago by iSleepDiagonal

Yeah, sorry about that, but I couldn’t help it.

Posted about 1 year ago by Ben

no, but i have experienced walking-by bum slapping, i was too shocked at the nerve of the person to say anything and then got annoyed with myself for not shouting at them.

Posted about 1 year ago by tickledpink

I have been tempted in the past.

But obviously that would be a gross infringement of someone’s personal space and as such have always refrained. Mostly I just thwack small children round the ear’ole as I slip past.

Posted about 1 year ago by McDirts

I’ve never had it from a bike but Oxford Street in the summertime is rife with gropers, cheers boys.

Posted about 1 year ago by biscuitsandtea

Pato? Horsey?

Account for yourselves.

Posted about 1 year ago by esotericbadger

.....no but thanks for the idea!

Posted about 1 year ago by Gulliver

Someone once rode up behind me and poured water over my head. I dealt with it fantastically by shouting ‘c*nt!’. I don’t think they heard me over their hysterical laughter.

Posted about 1 year ago by CheckpointCharlie

I’m not sure I’m comfortable with the proprietorial tone towards London’s homeless, but I suggest getting yourself a tougher-looking bum.

Posted about 1 year ago by Mockernee

It’s a good point Mockernee. This is precisely why I keep mine in a trolley. That way I can push him into the road if he attracts any undue attention towards me.

Posted about 1 year ago by esotericbadger

No, don’t it (wouldn’t do it) but have seen it, the other day as I was walking along Euston Road at lunch time, a bike came by and as it passed, the rider (male) put his arm out and smacked the arse of this girl waiting to cross the road. She didn’t take too kindly to this (as is excepted), ran after the guy, caught up with him and pushed him off his bike. Fortunatly for him there wasn’t a car beside him, so he managed to get up, and getting on his bike he slowly cycled away, only thing that seems to be bruised was his pride. More so as we went on his way to the sound of laughter for the bus queue.

Har har….

Colin :-)

Posted about 1 year ago by cobo04

yes!

i was calmly walking along the leafy streets of balham, and felt my arse being slapped. the worse thing was, when i turned round, the young scoundrel was about 12 years old. it felt very, very wrong…..

Posted about 1 year ago by sprat

yes!

i was calmly walking along the leafy streets of balham, and felt my arse being slapped. the worse thing was, when i turned round, the young scoundrel was about 12 years old. it felt very, very wrong…..

Posted about 1 year ago by sprat