Banksy

2008-04-15T11:13:49Z

Please do not construe from my posting this link that I regard Banksy as anything other than a cunt.

2008-04-15T11:16:54Z

I am outraged beyond words. Suckmonster, no less, linking to an article in the Daily Mail.

2008-04-15T11:18:29Z

SM and the Hate Mail have a secret deal, whereupon he trawls various fora around the Interweb, planting links, spreading the word…

2008-04-15T11:20:27Z

I only found it because of the “Teenager calls for a taxi but ends up with furniture after requesting a ‘cab, innit!” link that Babb posted. Blame Babb.

duly spanks Babb

2008-04-15T11:25:17Z

Ah, so unlike the rest of us who clicked on Babb’s link, read the article, and left it at that, you decided to stay, and surf their site. For days. Hence the origin of the Faustian pact you have with them.

2008-04-15T11:25:19Z

It’s just round the corner. I’m going to have a look shortly.

2008-04-15T11:27:52Z

But did anyone notice that the CCTV camera ringed in the picture was pointing in completely the wrong direction?

2008-04-15T11:30:55Z

I clicked on the last night IF YOU MUST KNOW.

But, yes, you’ve uncovered me for what I really am, a Daily Mail-reading, flat cap-wearing, mildly bigoted, Tory-voting Middle Englander.

visualises forcing his rolled up copy of the Mail down SFULG’s throat

2008-04-15T11:31:54Z

runs away giggling

2008-04-15T12:13:48Z

I love how everyone pretends to back away from the Daily Mail like a puddle of radioactive waste but they’re really suckers for some seriously dubious shite about ‘Cab, innit’ or some Banksy bollocks, I mean why don’t we be honest and all just come out with the fact that we love these stories and hate grafitti artists and people with thick accents, and quit all the hand-wringing.

2008-04-15T12:20:06Z

How much do you love it, Comradem?

2008-04-15T12:30:42Z

comradem, next you’ll be telling us that by even discussing Banksy (talentless, self-promoting shitrag that he is) we’re just giving him more attention, yeah? And that’s like, well ironical.

2008-04-15T12:34:08Z

I like the comments.

Banksy is “deliciously subversive”

2008-04-15T12:36:43Z

‘Cab, innit’

Ugh. It was an amusing story but clearly it’s upset you for its disingenuousness, you delicate little flower you. I apologise. Profusely.

2008-04-15T12:36:59Z

“deliciously subversive”

Yours sincerely,

Some 6th form brainless cuntrag who, if there was any justice in the world, would have their head snapped off in Banksy’s camouflaged elephant’s ringpiece

2008-04-15T12:40:26Z

Yours sincerely,

Not Very Outraged of Tunbridge Wells

2008-04-15T12:42:10Z

How do you know it’s camouflaged, eh, Suckmonster? Hmm?

shies away from deeper question about what one actually is

2008-04-15T12:42:38Z

I think the Mail has great value. Makes me feel better about myself everytime I read it.

2008-04-15T13:03:29Z

Unsolicited opinionating:

Banksy’s vapid shallow output is the perfect legacy of our thought-poor culture. He’s the Dan Brown of modern art: turning out banal blandishments that connect folk to a simulacrum of political and ethical protest they’d be otherwise insensible of.

2008-04-15T14:49:19Z

Banksy: Politics for people who don’t give a shit.

The Daily Mail: News for people who love to hate.

CCTV: A cause for people who lack a Guantanamo.

Accents: Voices for morons.

2008-04-15T14:50:41Z

Comradem is the new Black