Banksy

I am outraged beyond words. Suckmonster, no less, linking to an article in the Daily Mail.

Posted 4 months ago by BraveNewMalden

SM and the Hate Mail have a secret deal, whereupon he trawls various fora around the Interweb, planting links, spreading the word…

Posted 4 months ago by SFULG

I only found it because of the “Teenager calls for a taxi but ends up with furniture after requesting a ‘cab, innit!” link that Babb posted. Blame Babb.

duly spanks Babb

Posted 4 months ago by SuckMonster

Ah, so unlike the rest of us who clicked on Babb’s link, read the article, and left it at that, you decided to stay, and surf their site. For days. Hence the origin of the Faustian pact you have with them.

Tries to picture clicking on Babbs link

Posted 4 months ago by SFULG tipped with 1K

It’s just round the corner. I’m going to have a look shortly.

Posted 4 months ago by Tallulahlula

But did anyone notice that the CCTV camera ringed in the picture was pointing in completely the wrong direction?

I looked at the DM in Smiths - honest

Posted 4 months ago by pottytime

I clicked on the last night IF YOU MUST KNOW.

But, yes, you’ve uncovered me for what I really am, a Daily Mail-reading, flat cap-wearing, mildly bigoted, Tory-voting Middle Englander.

visualises forcing his rolled up copy of the Mail down SFULG’s throat

Posted 4 months ago by SuckMonster tipped with 1K

runs away giggling

Posted 4 months ago by SFULG

I love how everyone pretends to back away from the Daily Mail like a puddle of radioactive waste but they’re really suckers for some seriously dubious shite about ‘Cab, innit’ or some Banksy bollocks, I mean why don’t we be honest and all just come out with the fact that we love these stories and hate grafitti artists and people with thick accents, and quit all the hand-wringing.

innit

Posted 4 months ago by comradem

How much do you love it, Comradem?

let me count the ways

Posted 4 months ago by Beagleskin

comradem, next you’ll be telling us that by even discussing Banksy (talentless, self-promoting shitrag that he is) we’re just giving him more attention, yeah? And that’s like, well ironical.

Posted 4 months ago by SuckMonster

I like the comments.

Banksy is “deliciously subversive”

mmmmmmmm banksy subversion

Posted 4 months ago by Babb

‘Cab, innit’

Ugh. It was an amusing story but clearly it’s upset you for its disingenuousness, you delicate little flower you. I apologise. Profusely.

Posted 4 months ago by Babb

“deliciously subversive”

Yours sincerely,

Some 6th form brainless cuntrag who, if there was any justice in the world, would have their head snapped off in Banksy’s camouflaged elephant’s ringpiece

Posted 4 months ago by SuckMonster

Yours sincerely,

Not Very Outraged of Tunbridge Wells

Posted 4 months ago by Babb

How do you know it’s camouflaged, eh, Suckmonster? Hmm?

shies away from deeper question about what one actually is

Posted 4 months ago by BraveNewMalden

I think the Mail has great value. Makes me feel better about myself everytime I read it.

Posted 4 months ago by Tallulahlula

Unsolicited opinionating:

Banksy’s vapid shallow output is the perfect legacy of our thought-poor culture. He’s the Dan Brown of modern art: turning out banal blandishments that connect folk to a simulacrum of political and ethical protest they’d be otherwise insensible of.

Posted 4 months ago by DN_Londonist

Banksy: Politics for people who don’t give a shit.

The Daily Mail: News for people who love to hate.

CCTV: A cause for people who lack a Guantanamo.

Accents: Voices for morons.

comradem: slogans for shit that dont need slogans

Posted 4 months ago by comradem

Comradem is the new Black

stop taking the pith

Posted 4 months ago by SFULG