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Banksy

SuckMonster

Asked by SuckMonster about 1 year ago for 0 kudos
Last active about 1 year ago 20 responses

Link.

Please do not construe from my posting this link that I regard Banksy as anything other than a cunt.

20 responses

BraveNewMaldenpremium

I am outraged beyond words. Suckmonster, no less, linking to an article in the Daily Mail.

Posted about 1 year ago by BraveNewMalden

SFULG

SM and the Hate Mail have a secret deal, whereupon he trawls various fora around the Interweb, planting links, spreading the word…

Posted about 1 year ago by SFULG

SuckMonster

I only found it because of the “Teenager calls for a taxi but ends up with furniture after requesting a ‘cab, innit!” link that Babb posted. Blame Babb.

duly spanks Babb

Posted about 1 year ago by SuckMonster

SFULG

Ah, so unlike the rest of us who clicked on Babb’s link, read the article, and left it at that, you decided to stay, and surf their site. For days. Hence the origin of the Faustian pact you have with them.

Posted about 1 year ago by SFULG tipped with 1K

Tallulahlula

It’s just round the corner. I’m going to have a look shortly.

Posted about 1 year ago by Tallulahlula

pottytimepremium

But did anyone notice that the CCTV camera ringed in the picture was pointing in completely the wrong direction?

Posted about 1 year ago by pottytime

SuckMonster

I clicked on the last night IF YOU MUST KNOW.

But, yes, you’ve uncovered me for what I really am, a Daily Mail-reading, flat cap-wearing, mildly bigoted, Tory-voting Middle Englander.

visualises forcing his rolled up copy of the Mail down SFULG’s throat

Posted about 1 year ago by SuckMonster tipped with 1K

SFULG

runs away giggling

Posted about 1 year ago by SFULG

comradem

I love how everyone pretends to back away from the Daily Mail like a puddle of radioactive waste but they’re really suckers for some seriously dubious shite about ‘Cab, innit’ or some Banksy bollocks, I mean why don’t we be honest and all just come out with the fact that we love these stories and hate grafitti artists and people with thick accents, and quit all the hand-wringing.

Posted about 1 year ago by comradem

Beagleskinpremium

How much do you love it, Comradem?

Posted about 1 year ago by Beagleskin

SuckMonster

comradem, next you’ll be telling us that by even discussing Banksy (talentless, self-promoting shitrag that he is) we’re just giving him more attention, yeah? And that’s like, well ironical.

Posted about 1 year ago by SuckMonster

Babb

I like the comments.

Banksy is “deliciously subversive”

Posted about 1 year ago by Babb

Babb

‘Cab, innit’

Ugh. It was an amusing story but clearly it’s upset you for its disingenuousness, you delicate little flower you. I apologise. Profusely.

Posted about 1 year ago by Babb

SuckMonster

“deliciously subversive”

Yours sincerely,

Some 6th form brainless cuntrag who, if there was any justice in the world, would have their head snapped off in Banksy’s camouflaged elephant’s ringpiece

Posted about 1 year ago by SuckMonster

Babb

Yours sincerely,

Not Very Outraged of Tunbridge Wells

Posted about 1 year ago by Babb

BraveNewMaldenpremium

How do you know it’s camouflaged, eh, Suckmonster? Hmm?

shies away from deeper question about what one actually is

Posted about 1 year ago by BraveNewMalden

Tallulahlula

I think the Mail has great value. Makes me feel better about myself everytime I read it.

Posted about 1 year ago by Tallulahlula

DN_Londonist

Unsolicited opinionating:

Banksy’s vapid shallow output is the perfect legacy of our thought-poor culture. He’s the Dan Brown of modern art: turning out banal blandishments that connect folk to a simulacrum of political and ethical protest they’d be otherwise insensible of.

Posted about 1 year ago by DN_Londonist

comradem

Banksy: Politics for people who don’t give a shit.

The Daily Mail: News for people who love to hate.

CCTV: A cause for people who lack a Guantanamo.

Accents: Voices for morons.

Posted about 1 year ago by comradem

SFULG

Comradem is the new Black

Posted about 1 year ago by SFULG