Attractive cleaners

Here.

Posted over 2 years ago by SuckMonster

Go outside, spot an attractive lady, approach, begin.

“Look into my eyes, don’t look around the eyes, look into my eyes and…you’re under. You want to clean my bachelor flat dressed in this outfit that I’ve in no way stolen from my late mother’s estate. You will dust and straighten my extensive collection of manga porn dvds without comment or flinching, and will never mention that my Performance Car magazine collection is just two copies thick, the rest of the pile being copies of Jugs. You will plump and straighten both pillows in the one bedroom despite it being self-evident only one is ever indented, and you’ll accept without question my assertion that a heavy cold is responsible for the papier mache hailstorm on my bedside table. When I click my fingers, you are my palm pilot for the foreseeable, and will commence cleanly promptly after Top Gear.”

Posted over 2 years ago by Mockernee tipped with 2K

I know some superbly efficient and no-messing-about Kosovan people-traffickers in Peckham who should be able to provide you with suitably pliant and obedient bitches of any race of your choice.

buying women just make sure you slap them about regularly its what theyre used to

Posted over 2 years ago by Knid

Oh my.

Posted over 2 years ago by agox

Ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

pervs

Posted over 2 years ago by Beagleskin

Women are excellent cleaners. Breasts act as counterweights when bending over to clean hard to reach areas. Their excessive talking can be diverted to act as an inexhaustible source of floor polish. Some even grow their hair long in order to have access to a mop on request. I admire them.

Unclegeorge keeps his cleaner in the fridge

fridge wife mops

Posted over 2 years ago by UncleGeorge tipped with 1K

How much are you paying Robert?

I draw the line at the outfit

Posted over 2 years ago by savannah

How much is who paying Robert?

sighs

Remember when Robert Loch used to lay his funky thang down around these parts? He truly was a god amongst men.

I liked his suits and his photo walk representative unlike Natashas

Posted over 2 years ago by SuckMonster

Robert Loch has a middle name, although I can’t quite recall what it is.

Posted over 2 years ago by BraveNewMalden

“Sexual”?

Posted over 2 years ago by SuckMonster