Amusing fast food shop names?

MFC Chicken Shop in Turnpike Lane … I hate myself for it but I always think of it standing for Mother Fucking Chicken.

Posted about 1 year ago by Lauralou

Yeah, I love that one, Will. Also ‘It Will Grow Back’, which is a hairdresser’s out in East London.

Posted about 1 year ago by Floatykatja

The Anal Spunk Fish Shop in Kensal Green.

Posted about 1 year ago by themanwhofellasleep

“Get Stuffed” is my personal favourite – it’s a taxidermy shop on Essex Road

Posted about 1 year ago by WillTheUnwise

I haven’t got any good suggestions, however- I have thought of a shop name that would be awesome. A kebab shop called “Kebabylon”. I’d eat there.

Posted about 1 year ago by faith

I always found Chicken Cottage and Finger Lickin’ Chicken rather upsetting. Think of the children!

Posted about 1 year ago by auawsha

I always found Chicken Cottage and Finger Lickin’ Chicken rather upsetting. Think of the children!

Posted about 1 year ago by auawsha

There are already many kebab shops called Kebabylon. Sorry.

Posted about 1 year ago by themanwhofellasleep

Bertie Roosters in Deptford. Great logo too.

Though similarly to Lauralou, FCKF Fried Chicken Kebabs & Fish in Old Street I always think of as Fuck Off Fried Chicken especially since giving me food poisoning a few years back.

Posted about 1 year ago by ________

It’s changed its name! I was so sad.

I like the sheer audacity of Kennedy Fried Chicken. You can find the full array of chicken shops ‘ere, including rules for naming them: http://badgas.co.uk/chicken/

Posted about 1 year ago by Simone

Chicken Cottage? PAH! In Edgware, I have seen CHICKEN VILLAGE! Picture it! A whole village…populated entirely by CHICKENS!

Posted about 1 year ago by MokAsh

There was a kebab shop where I used to live in New Southgate called Kebab Attack. Never ventured there myself and I’m sure the name used to put people off although visions of people being bitten by the polystyrene boxes that kebabs are served kept me amused every time I went past it.

Posted about 1 year ago by Quimberly

Not a name as such, but I’ll never forget the evening when a good friend of mine asked very loudly in a Kebab shop in Tot Crt Road for a large cat’s fanny and a small dog bollocks please. Everyone erupted in laughter, we very nearly ended up skewered by an angry Kebab man, and we went home very hungry. Awww…alcohol. The answer to, and cause of, all of life’s problems.

2nd Simpsons reference today!

Posted about 1 year ago by Juvey

Chicken Village must be near where I live, which would explain the abundance of chicken bones littering the streets all the MF’n time!

Posted about 1 year ago by Lauralou

Ming’s Garden – a chinese take away on Seven Sisters Road in Holloway. It’s pretty minging.

Posted about 1 year ago by Joelle

Chicken and Rib Time™, South Ealing Road. I love the idea of there actually being a “chicken and rib time” like “elevenses” or “tiffin”, but love it even more that they have put a Trademark at the end of the name.

Posted about 1 year ago by crackrat

I’ve got a King Rooster, love the FCKF in Old Street though, fish and chicken, who would have thought it.

Posted about 1 year ago by Samgooding

There are loads of ‘Kebabish’ in North and East London. It makes me think that there not quite kebabs, but kebab-ish.

Posted about 1 year ago by Joelle

Pfft, it’s always time for chicken and ribs.

Posted about 1 year ago by Simone

Simone, I just spent way too much time checking out that badgas link … hilarious!

Posted about 1 year ago by Lauralou