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Alone in Greenwich foot tunnel?

MattFromLondonistpremium

Asked by MattFromLondonist 3 months ago for 22 kudos
Best answer by Jingle
Last active 3 months ago 16 responses

Imagine it’s midnight, and you’re about half way along the Greenwich foot tunnel. Nobody else is down here. It is eerily quiet, and you are on edge. A few hundred metres behind you, back down the tunnel, you hear the elevator doors open. Turning round, you see the most chilling sight you could possibly imagine in such a situation.

What is it?

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16 responses

TerryB

My parents having sex.

Posted 3 months ago by TerryB

middleofnowhere

I haven’t met your parents, why would I find that disturbing?

Posted 3 months ago by middleofnowhere

TerryB

I haven’t met your parents, why would I find that disturbing?

cue tumbleweed

Posted 3 months ago by TerryB

archetype

wouldn’t need to see anything, that place is creepy enough on your own during the day, it’d give me major willies by night…I am officially the biggest scaredycat in town

Posted 3 months ago by archetype

BraveNewMaldenpremium

Yourself, getting out of the lift and heading in your direction.

Posted 3 months ago by BraveNewMalden

Babb

Yes because if you see yourself the world explodes.

Posted 3 months ago by Babb

flippypremium

Posted 3 months ago by flippy

pottytimepremium

Judging by some of TerryB’s responses, I think he would be the most chilling sight. Well, not to look at necessarily, perhaps the gimp sitting next to him in the picture (or is that him?) might be a little bit chilling.

Posted 3 months ago by pottytime

TerryB

It’s a statue on a bench in Paris. I am offering her (it) some M&S mixed nuts.

I remain chilled.

Posted 3 months ago by TerryB

UncleGeorge

Anne Widdecombe. Naked, except for a strap-on.

Posted 3 months ago by UncleGeorge

Jingle

...I just thought of Anne Widdecombe Naked Except For A Strap-On crossing Paris.

A little bit of sick came up into my mouth. Followed by quite a lot more.

Was Robin Cook buried or cremated?

If he was buried, and Anne Widdecombe digging him up then turned his face into a mask and the rest of him into a kind of semi-leotard (a la Buffalo Bill, but with no need for the Goodbye Horses scene), and then ran down Greenwich Tunnel towards me with a strap-on, that would possibly qualify as quite a serious contender for my personal bête noire.

Posted 3 months ago by Jingle tipped with 1K

Babb

You are a very disturbed person, Jingle.

passes Jingle’s medication

Posted 3 months ago by Babb

Jingle

Wolfs it, demands more, threatening to show you exactly what I mean with a reinactment as collateral.

Posted 3 months ago by Jingle

TerryB

Anne Widdecombe and Robin Cook are my parents.

Posted 3 months ago by TerryB

Babb

You’ll never make a lampshade out of me.

Posted 3 months ago by Babb

Jingle

Well you’ll never make a canoe out of me.

Posted 3 months ago by Jingle