Air guitar giveaway

I’d love to have it, but I can’t play the guitar – could you offer some virtual lessons too?

Oh – you don’t mention whether it’s a lead guitar or bass.

Posted about 1 year ago by pottytime

if it comes in pink and complete with air busker ill be glad to take it off your hands

Posted about 1 year ago by ponine

Potty, no one has ever played air bass in front of other people. It would be like playing air marimba or something. Don’t you know anything?

I have the air guitar that the world champion air guitarist used. It’s in my loft, and it still bears the virtual scorch marks sustained when he set light to it during Purple Haze.

Posted about 1 year ago by BraveNewMalden

Thank you for your kind responses. It IS a bass guitar and I even have have a free G string for it (wear it while you play, but only inside as it is an AIR G string!). It has virtual stickers from the virtual goodbye world tour.

I have moved on to the air drums, bur most people witnessing think i`m just throwing a fit.

Posted about 1 year ago by spanky

People think I’m easily as good as John Cage when I play his 4’ 33” on the air piano. Or any piano.

Posted about 1 year ago by BraveNewMalden

I have an air ocarina.

And I’m very, very surprised that no-one so far has admitted to having an air fucktrumpet. So neither will I.

Posted about 1 year ago by pottytime

I’ve got an air fucktrombone….

Posted about 1 year ago by faith

any one tried the air tambourine?

Posted about 1 year ago by ponine

I used to play the air maracas until I realised why men were giving me strange looks. I gave it all up in favour of the air harp and now I get even stranger looks

Posted about 1 year ago by SeeSee

Playing the air trombone is not something I’d recommend in Old Compton Street.

Posted about 1 year ago by BraveNewMalden

This is silly.

Posted about 1 year ago by Carla

Does it come with a virtual amp? : ) x

Posted about 1 year ago by Twiglet

Had I realised that there was such a virtual orchestra out there I would have embarked on my new career ealier. I have decided to give up my hard trained for job in the NHS and open a virtual music shop! I will of course be supplying air harps, ocharina and maracas plus much, much more.

Twiglet, I`ll give you 10% discount on an amp.

Posted about 1 year ago by spanky

I’m sure everyone has an air baton, though, haven’t they?

Does the amp go up to a virtual 11?

Posted about 1 year ago by pottytime

What else! you can acheive abetter sound by adjusting the dobly too!! Rock on.

Posted about 1 year ago by spanky

Spanky – thats very generous of you – thanks : ) x

turning it up to 11 right now

Posted about 1 year ago by Twiglet

That`s ok. it`s tough starting a new business. I need to drum up trade (scuse the pun) especially now, as I put a new consignment of air tubas down and now I can`t find them!!

Posted about 1 year ago by spanky