Absinthe and Cheese party

Good lord. Why don’t we all just consume some lighter fuel and set a match to ourselves.

Posted about 1 year ago by Chez

It’s here. See the location below. I’m a bit scared already.

Posted about 1 year ago by willster

Chez, I did that one New Year’s Eve. Burp. I am a dragon, perhaps.

booze that can fly rockets too is the best

Posted about 1 year ago by willster

Can I just have the cheese please

scared

Posted about 1 year ago by iSleepDiagonal

Absinthe isn’t that bad. Having had real absinthe & home-made absinthe on the same day before, the real stuff is actually quite pleasant.

OK, so I did vomit & pass out in the shower that day, but I did also drink a fair amount of beer, vodka & wine as well. I’m certainly not blaming the absinthe.

Posted about 1 year ago by AdrianCooper

Is there going to be no crackers/biscuits for the cheese?

Posted about 1 year ago by braintree

The Absinthe mention was just designed to draw in the hardened drinkers, so when I get all shouty, repetitive and confused, I know I’ll be in good company. We can have other booze too, oh yes. I suggest Absinthe chasers, or lager with Absinthe in it. Heh heh heh. And crackers aplenty. Otherwise we’d all have cheesy fingers and we don’t want that, now do we? Unless of course, I’m referring to cheesy fingers as in the pleasant savoury alternative to crackers. We just don’t know. Maybe Absinthe crackers? Crack crackers? Adrian, sign yourself up. You sound appropriate.

Posted about 1 year ago by willster

I’m going away for a few days’ holiday very early on Tuesday morning. Drinking a lot of asbinthe and eating a lot of cheese the day before would be just about the most ridiculous thing I could do. See you there!

Posted about 1 year ago by pond

Does it really start at half past midnight?

Posted about 1 year ago by pond

I’ll bake a booze cake, how about that?

Maybe the Guinness™ and ginger one that squeaks when you hit it with a knife.

Yum!

Posted about 1 year ago by purpaboo

There used to be a night called absinthesis in Sheffield, which was incredibly dangerous. The last time I had to drag a normally docile friend of mine away from his prone position outside the venue, where he was growling and trying to bite peoples’ ankles. After which he managed to combine laughing hysterically and projectile vomiting concurrently in a way that I had never thought physically possible.

Absinthe is great.

Posted about 1 year ago by bendylan

I’ve never had cheese. Didn’t they used to eat it in France a lot? I’ve heard it can give you bad dreams.

Posted about 1 year ago by BraveNewMalden

Absinthe and cheese, surely a recipe for the worst hangover you’ll ever have…

Posted about 1 year ago by unknown

Will Kylie be attending?

Posted about 1 year ago by Ben

Though my dad says it causes cardiac muscle softening, weakening your vital organs. Something about absinthe makes the heart go fondant.

(hangs head in shame, before spluttering at the temporal distortion again)

Posted about 1 year ago by Mockernee

I used to keep a bottle of Bulgarian (Hapsburg?) absinthe in the house, the strongest Gerry’s off licence stocked. I eyed it warily, I sipped it occasionally, I was scared of it’s potent power. ‘Til one night I’d had several too many of everything else and me and a flatmate necked it all in double quick time. Fuck me, I’ve never been so underwhelmingly quite pissed in my life, no madness, no greco-roman wrestling on the street, nothing but a pleasant taste, a fuzzy head and a hangover which was coming anyway.

Does lighting it really make that much difference, or am I inordinately rock like eh?

Posted about 1 year ago by Mockernee

or the monday after that?

Posted about 1 year ago by michupichu

Oh i’ve been going insane looking for an excuse to buy an absinthe-spoon type thing (all my other spoons good old-fashioned heroin-melting spoons that i would not dream of tainting thusly) – nevermind my final the next day. See your softened vital organs next monday.

Posted about 1 year ago by michupichu

Mmmmmmmmmmm cheese.

Posted about 1 year ago by Babb

Hang on. Absinthe on a school night? Not sure if I’m quite that hardcore. Specially as I may be homeless by then. Homeless with an absinthe hangover isn’t how I want to picture myself.

Posted about 1 year ago by AdrianCooper