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A cottaging version of Monopoly

pottytimepremium

Posted by pottytime about 1 year ago
Last active about 1 year ago 13 responses

Seeing as London is apparently going to be ousted as one of the cities in the UK version of Monopoly, I thought we should correct things and perhaps have a cottaging version of Monopoly. So you have the cheap areas like behind Kings Cross, to the more upmarket areas like Jack Straw’s Castle. And other places like outside The House of Lords, or near where Mandelson lives (wherever that is). And instead of rent, you could have rent boys. Oh – the game could have so many possibilities. What do others think?

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13 responses

savannahpremium

Um…that you’re a pervert?

Posted about 1 year ago by savannah

iAmJonnypremium

he’s not a pervert – i think it’s a very good idea! erm, cottage pie, cottage cheese, erm ... oh, i see what you mean, i just read the title! Pervert!

Posted about 1 year ago by iAmJonny

Chez

You are obsessed with sex in one guise or another. I suggest you have a word with Mrs Potty Time. Please.

Posted about 1 year ago by Chez

iAmJonnypremium

...or ask for some sex – bound to be more satisfying than just talking…

Posted about 1 year ago by iAmJonny

Heftmaid_

See. I’m so clearly not the only person who thinks you’ve got issues. I feel vindicated.

Um, Swiss Cottaging?

Posted about 1 year ago by Heftmaid_

pottytimepremium

I’ve always been obsessed with sex. I blame it on not being breast-fed as a child… :-(

I’ve just tried to make up for that since…

Posted about 1 year ago by pottytime

118

Free parking with Stan Collymore

Posted about 1 year ago by 118

pottytimepremium

118 – :-)))

Hyde Park with George Michael
Southwark Cathedral
Eton
Several choir practice places
Trocadero (although that’s out of date now)

All allegedly, of course.

Posted about 1 year ago by pottytime

pottytimepremium

I’d forgotten what Collymore’s sin was – so who wants to have the dog piece in this game?

Posted about 1 year ago by pottytime

iAmJonnypremium

what position would he start in?

snigger

‘pologies, i’m a little worse for wear.

Posted about 1 year ago by iAmJonny

pottytimepremium

What is it with you lot? Blimey! It not even close to midnight and you’re already apologising!

Seeing as I have now been labelled as a sex-obsessed pervert (and where’s the shame in that?) I have lost all my shame and so I shall ask the next question, which is – if you had to replace the other Monopoly pieces (the dog would clearly stay, obviously) what would the other pieces be? Obviously, one would have to be a rabbit, I think. A fist as another? We could also nick the rope from Cluedo.

Oh dear. Potter’s fetid and perverse mind is trying to think out of the box. Sorry – I didn’t mean that the way it sounded.

Posted about 1 year ago by pottytime

Rin

One could be a cctv camera..

Posted about 1 year ago by Rin

unknown

I like felching. Mmmmm. Felching.

Posted about 1 year ago by unknown