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19th November is World Toilet Day - what are the best and worst toilets in London?

pottytime

Posted by pottytime over 2 years ago
Last active over 2 years ago 16 responses

It’s also my birthday and the link between the two is, no doubt, going to be considered to be appropriate by some FCLers.

Anyway – if you look here: http://www.wateraid.org/uk/ you will see how you can help on this highly important day.

So – the London link is – where are the best and worst public toilets in London?

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16 responses

devilskitchen

This one...

Posted over 2 years ago by devilskitchen

purpaboo

I quite like this former khazi.

Posted over 2 years ago by purpaboo

pottytime

What about the place near Covent Garden that used to be manned the whole time by this old bloke who maintained it beautifully? I can’t remember much about it apart from that…

Posted over 2 years ago by pottytime

Mamfer

http://london.fridaycities.com/knowledge/obervations/conversations/3866

Just digging up an old truffle, so to speak.

Posted over 2 years ago by Mamfer

devilskitchen

I hate the public toilets at Clapham Common because the bastards are never open at 2 in the morning and I am waiting for the bus and really needing the loo.

Public toilets should be open. All the time. To the public.

Posted over 2 years ago by devilskitchen

Mamfer

See, that’s one thing I love about The Capitol in Forest Hill. Yes, it’s a chavtastic venue, but the toilets are right by the front door (and bus stop) and the bar is right at the back. Bingo, public toilets right when you need them after a long journey back from the West End after a heavy dri…....I’ve said too much.

Posted over 2 years ago by Mamfer

cobo04

The best toilets in London are the ones that are open when I need them.

Posted over 2 years ago by cobo04

Juvey

The worst toilets in London are in the underpass under Centrepoint. I don’t want to talk about it…

Posted over 2 years ago by Juvey

lalalucy

the worst toilets are at the Underworld club in camden. last time I went there they were already blocked, out of paper and the place was flooded, and the club had only just open. Thank heavens I’m not a boy. As if the girls were bad enough, the stench from the boys toilet fills the entire club. you only stop smelling it when you’re twatted.

Why do I keep going to that club???

Posted over 2 years ago by lalalucy

Gizzard

I second the underworld nomination. I once went in there to find so much ‘water’ on the floor, with both bogs piled so high with shit and paper, that they had made a very impressive and gravity defying mountain. I should have taken a photo for ratemypoo.com…

Posted over 2 years ago by Gizzard

Morals

Any toilets with a ‘freshen up’ bloke in them are bad. No I DON’T want to freshen up for the ladies again, I just want to piss in peace, and not be charged £1 to be handed a paper towel.

Posted over 2 years ago by Morals

Richo

worst = any toilet in a MacDonalds

best = toilets at green park tube (handy whilst boozing copiously in said park)

Posted over 2 years ago by Richo

TheAdmiral

I heartily recommend the Apple Store toilets!

Posted over 2 years ago by TheAdmiral

pottytime

@Richo – I would suggest that Burger King toilets are even worse. Or out-of-town Starbucks. Mind you, I hate Starbucks anyway

Posted over 2 years ago by pottytime

Mamfer

MacDonalds are always handy for the famed “McWee” when you are passing, though. A McJobber (wafting a dustpan and brush around in a desultory manner) got very testy with me for visiting without buying something. My reply was “sorry, but your food is horrible”.

Posted over 2 years ago by Mamfer

Beagleskin

pushes away McCrappy meal

Posted over 2 years ago by Beagleskin