19th November is World Toilet Day - what are the best and worst toilets in London?

This one...

ok not really a toilet anymore but it was one once damn it

Posted over 2 years ago by devilskitchen

I quite like this former khazi.

not a cottage

Posted over 2 years ago by purpaboo

What about the place near Covent Garden that used to be manned the whole time by this old bloke who maintained it beautifully? I can’t remember much about it apart from that…

Posted over 2 years ago by pottytime

http://london.fridaycities.com/knowledge/obervations/conversations/3866

Just digging up an old truffle, so to speak.

Posted over 2 years ago by Mamfer

I hate the public toilets at Clapham Common because the bastards are never open at 2 in the morning and I am waiting for the bus and really needing the loo.

Public toilets should be open. All the time. To the public.

crossing legs pissed

Posted over 2 years ago by devilskitchen

See, that’s one thing I love about The Capitol in Forest Hill. Yes, it’s a chavtastic venue, but the toilets are right by the front door (and bus stop) and the bar is right at the back. Bingo, public toilets right when you need them after a long journey back from the West End after a heavy dri…....I’ve said too much.

Posted over 2 years ago by Mamfer

The best toilets in London are the ones that are open when I need them.

Posted over 2 years ago by cobo04

The worst toilets in London are in the underpass under Centrepoint. I don’t want to talk about it…

Posted over 2 years ago by Juvey

the worst toilets are at the Underworld club in camden. last time I went there they were already blocked, out of paper and the place was flooded, and the club had only just open. Thank heavens I’m not a boy. As if the girls were bad enough, the stench from the boys toilet fills the entire club. you only stop smelling it when you’re twatted.

Why do I keep going to that club???

Posted over 2 years ago by lalalucy

I second the underworld nomination. I once went in there to find so much ‘water’ on the floor, with both bogs piled so high with shit and paper, that they had made a very impressive and gravity defying mountain. I should have taken a photo for ratemypoo.com…

Posted over 2 years ago by Gizzard

Any toilets with a ‘freshen up’ bloke in them are bad. No I DON’T want to freshen up for the ladies again, I just want to piss in peace, and not be charged £1 to be handed a paper towel.

Posted over 2 years ago by Morals

worst = any toilet in a MacDonalds

best = toilets at green park tube (handy whilst boozing copiously in said park)

Posted over 2 years ago by Richo

I heartily recommend the Apple Store toilets!

Posted over 2 years ago by TheAdmiral

@Richo – I would suggest that Burger King toilets are even worse. Or out-of-town Starbucks. Mind you, I hate Starbucks anyway

bucket of froth 300 do not pass go

Posted over 2 years ago by pottytime

MacDonalds are always handy for the famed “McWee” when you are passing, though. A McJobber (wafting a dustpan and brush around in a desultory manner) got very testy with me for visiting without buying something. My reply was “sorry, but your food is horrible”.

Posted over 2 years ago by Mamfer

pushes away McCrappy meal

Posted over 2 years ago by Beagleskin