FREE entry to BEER Exposed

Posted 3 months ago 4 responses

If you missed yesterday’s thrill-packed Radar post about BEER EXPOSED (capitalised to raise excitement levels), then you’re a damn crazy fool. Read it now And now, in an unforeseen act of unbelievable generosity, the organiser, who is rapidly becoming our best friend, has offered YOU – dear (premium) Kudocities member – the chance to get a FREE ticket!!!

There’s NO catch – other than we’re only offering these FREE tickets to PREMIUM members. And they’re worth 16 quids worth of pounds or more!!! So, if you’re not a premium member, why not sign up now, get your free ticket to alco-heaven and get the added pleasure of being able to message all your florid snippets of whimsy privately to other members? And get access to a bunch of other exciting offers that only premium folk get, like.

Tickets are limited. We have to bosh them out on a first come, first served basis, and if you want a ticket, the best way to get one is to holler here – just put a message below saying ‘I want to see Beer Exposed’, or if you’re a bit shy, email us on the usual address which I’m currently too sober to remember. I think it’s hello. hello@kudocities.com.

Ah, beer. Ah, the excitement. Ah, the taste of beer is so much tastier when it’s free.

The organisers of the event are very serious in their love of beer and are promoting it as a sophisticated alternative to wine. We know you are a sophisticated bunch, but they’d really like to encourage responsible drinking and encourage people to attend to learn more about beer, not just trough it down your gaping maw like a teenage chav outside Bargain Booze on a Bank Holiday, thank you very much.

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